30 CFB head coaches to coach you through making a gingerbread house

AUBURN, AL - NOVEMBER 25: (L-R) Head coaches Gus Malzahn of the Auburn Tigers and Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide meet on the field prior to their game at Jordan Hare Stadium on November 25, 2017 in Auburn, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)
AUBURN, AL - NOVEMBER 25: (L-R) Head coaches Gus Malzahn of the Auburn Tigers and Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide meet on the field prior to their game at Jordan Hare Stadium on November 25, 2017 in Auburn, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images) /
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MORGANTOWN, WV – SEPTEMBER 10: Head coach Bo Pelini of the Youngstown State Penguins looks on during the game against the West Virginia Mountaineers at Mountaineer Field on September 10, 2016 in Morgantown, West Virginia. (Photo by Joe Sargent/Getty Images)
MORGANTOWN, WV – SEPTEMBER 10: Head coach Bo Pelini of the Youngstown State Penguins looks on during the game against the West Virginia Mountaineers at Mountaineer Field on September 10, 2016 in Morgantown, West Virginia. (Photo by Joe Sargent/Getty Images) /

10. Bo Pelini

Much like Charlie Strong, it’d be much more entertaining to be coached up by Bo Pelini’s social media counterpart — @FauxPelini. However, unlike Chuck F’n Strong, Faux Pelini continues his shenanigans regardless of where Pelini coaches and even has his own weekly Q&A with The Athletic. But regardless, Bo Pelini would be a heck of a coach to teach gingerbread house making, as well, purely for entertainment purposes.

Pelini, who’s been out of the national spotlight for years, is remembered by many as a hot-head. As head coach at Nebraska, he was often caught in the middle of taping scandals which revealed inappropriate comments made by Pelini behind closed doors. Or harassing refs, or officials of his own school, you get the point. Pelini’s attitude has been called into questions numerous times, which is probably why he’s stepped into the shadows. Pelini now spends his time as the head coach of his hometown football team, the Youngstown State University Penguins.

However, he’d make one heck of a gingerbread house coach. Pelini would get mad when something doesn’t stick, something falls or somebody messes up. Although instead of being terrified of the yelling and screaming, it’d be somewhat comical. You know when somebody loses their cool for no reason, yells and throws things and you can’t help but laugh? Yup, that’d be the case with Pelini. Just imagine the dopey looking, Youngstown State gear sporting Pelini screaming in the living room, face burning red, hands flaring … all over a gingerbread house. That’s living the good life.