2017 Buhler’s Way Off awards: You done messed up A-a-ron, Packers!
By John Buhler
You know what? The 2017 NFL regular season is done and I feel like handing out awards because why not? Today, I give you the 2017 Buhler’s Way Off awards.
It’s cold outside and I’m not really happy about that. At least we still got some playoff football and what not to enjoy. Wild card weekend is about to get all Wild, Wild West on us. I mean, the Buffalo Bills are playing the freaking Jacksonville Jaguars in the first round in Duval County. This was the hill Josh Hill died on all year.
Someone’s going to win and it’s not going to be the television viewer.
Though there are a dirty dozen left still playing for something, what if you enjoyed All the Small Dumb Things associated in no way, shape or form of winning with NFL football. I mean, I think I’m dumb. Or maybe I’m just happy? The 2017 NFL season has been a total Blur and I need to get my head checked by a jumbo jet and it’s not going to be easy, but Woo-Hoo!
All year long, you’ve “tolerated” my ramblings about yada yada yada and whatnot. If you take yourself to seriously, you ain’t about that Parklife. I mean, I could Dream All Day about how I Wish You Were Here in the playoffs with me, Raiders, Broncos and Browns, but you sucked, so you have to stay home. Combined, you collectively won two less games than the Evil Empire, the team For Whom The Bells Tolls, Flipadelphia, and the team Big Ben can’t clock it for ’cause his Time is Running Out.
I decided mid New Year’s Eve hangover that I needed to celebrate the year that was, and wasn’t, for some of my favorite moments in 2017. Personally, I’m choosing to forget that nobody knows what a catch is, so that’s not included. To ring in the new year, I’m giving out some awards because Matt Verderame said I could.
They are free and I’m not sure any of these recipients will be happy about them, but here you go. If Jason Garrett can win an award for clapping, you can do anything you put you mind to. Here are the 1st annual Buhler’s Way Off awards. Dear God, what have I gotten myself into?