Bill O’Brien: Monday Night Raw general manager/Olympic gold medalist/former WWE champion
Yes, we are suggesting that Bill O’Brien, who currently serves as the Houston Texans’ head coach, would otherwise be Kurt Angle were he to be otherwise employed. The bald head is one reason why, but so is the intensity that is tempered by a self-deprecating sense of humor and the bit of weird uncle-ness that both men possess.
Add in a thick neck, and O’Brien could easily have parlayed winning an Olympic gold medal in the 1990s into a long, successful professional wrestling career that culminates to where things stand now, with Angle/O’Brien currently serving as the general manager of WWE’s Monday Night Raw, and preparing for a mixed-tag match with fellow Olympian Ronda Rousey as his partner. It’s… believable. Damn believable.
Frank Reich: Senator
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