Denver Broncos – Panda Express
Panda Express is not real Chinese food. Don’t get me wrong, I like it. I enjoy going to the mall, taking advantage of the samples they are always passing out and grabbing the coupons they force upon me. I also like ordering from Panda Express because they give you a ton of food. In fact, all food court Chinese express outlets give you more food than you can handle.
But Panda Express is not real Chinese food. If you want real Chinese food, you go to an actual Chinese sit-down restaurant, not a place passing out samples and coupons. If you want to pretend like you’re eating Chinese food, you eat Panda Express.
The Broncos like to sample quarterbacks. They started three difference quarterbacks this season. For the record, the Browns started two quarterbacks. They used three, but they only started two. The Broncos started more quarterbacks than the Browns. Let that sink in.
Do they want a real quarterback? History says that they don’t. Since John Elway, they’ve been good at salvaging quarterbacks, not grooming them. Jake Plummer and Peyton Manning were reclamation products. Kyle Orton was a failed reclamation shirt. They gave up on Jay Cutler way too early, threw away Tim Tebow despite the fact that he won them a playoff game, and tried to give away Brock Osweiler….until he turned into a reclamation product.
Now, they are the likely front-runners for Eli Manning.
This is a real thing with the Broncos. They don’t want to sit down at Gourmet Kingdom and they definitely don’t want to cook their own Chinese food. They want to go to Panda Express, get some samples, end up with too much food, and then toss away the leftovers.