Houston Texans – Jimmy John’s
Jimmy John’s is known for their freaky fast delivery. I don’t find them to be any faster than my Postmate, but I guess you could say they are the original Postmates. While everyone praises Jimmy John’s for their quick delivery, we’re all ignoring the true greatness of Jimmy John’s: their bread. Of any sub restaurant, Jimmy John’s has the best bread.
Here’s a tip for all you Jimmy John’s bread lovers. Head to the shop just before they close. Order your sub and ask for extra pieces of bread. Most shops will give you their leftover bread because, otherwise, they will just throw it out when they close. Jimmy John’s does not use leftover bread, which is something you have to respect.
The Houston Texans were freaky fast in their own right this year, but for the wrong seasons. It was freaky fast how quickly their defense fell off when they lost J.J. Watt. It was freaky fast how quickly their offense went down hill when Deshaun Watson got hurt. DeAndre Hopkins is still freaky fast.
The true greatness of the Texans is how good they are going to be next year.
Go to your NFL stock market, a thing that does not actually exist, but let’s pretend that it does. Go to your NFL stock market and get all the stock you can on the Texans right now before it’s tossed out and freshly baked the next morning. It’s the end of the season. Their stock is low after a 4-12 campaign.
Stock up while you can. It’s still good bread.