Which fast food joint most accurately represents your NFL team?

Indianapolis Colts – Dunkin’ Donuts

Dunkin’ Donuts has the worst donuts of any donut shop. When you go to Krispy Kreme, you see that “HOT” sign and you know you’re about to vote into the best glazed donut you’ve ever had. You go to Dunkin’ Donuts and you see, well, they don’t have an equivalent sign. You go to Dunkin’ Donuts and you just see every donut sitting there, getting staler and staler by the second.

There is one good thing about Dunkin’ Donuts and that’s their coffee. They brew a mean cup of coffee. Without coffee, it should be illegal for Dunkin’ Donuts to exist. They should also change their name to Sippin’ Coffee in order to give no false illusions that they are good at making donuts.

The Colts should not be considered a football organization, much the same way Dunkin’ Donuts should not be a donut shop. The Colts aren’t quite as bad as the Cleveland Browns, but they would give them a run for their money if it were not for Andrew Luck.

Even with Luck, the front office is embarrassing. They held on to Chuck Pagano for too long and haven’t built a decent defense since Tony Dungy left. If the Colts did not get bailed out by Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck, we’d talk about them the say way we talk about the Browns.

Luck is the Colts coffee. He perks them up and allows them to look competent. The Colts are runnin’ on Luck. Take him away and they are a stale franchise with slow service.