Did you know that there is no steak on the Steak ’n Shake menu? The steak refers to a steakburger, which is a hamburger made from steak. Due to that, their name is a bit misleading. You can’t go into a Steak ’n Shake and order a 8oz Ribeye cooked medium with a vanilla milkshake to drink. You can order a steakburger, cooked however they want to cook it, with a vanilla milkshake.
They should really change their name to Steakburger ’n Shake. I guess that doesn’t roll off the tongue quite the same.
There are jaguars in Jacksonville. At least, there used to be. I can’t say for certain if they are still there or not because I have never seen one for myself. But I’m sure Jacksonville has a zoo and that zoo has jaguars.
However, the Jacksonville Jaguars, a football organization, do not have a quarterback. Every team is supposed to have a quarterback. If you try to order a quarterback from the Jacksonville Jaguars, you will get Blake Bortles.
Blake Bortles is like getting a steakburger from a place that promises steak. You don’t think it’s bad, it can even be good on consumption if you’re really hungry, but it’s not a 10oz Tenderloin ordered medium-well. Blake Bortles is a solid substitute for a real quarterback, but he’s not a real quarterback.
Thankfully, you can get a Leonard Fournette to drink and a top-5 defense on the side.