Which fast food joint most accurately represents your NFL team?

Nov 20, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns cornerback Joe Haden (23) gets a hand on Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (7) during the second half at FirstEnergy Stadium. The Steelers won 24-9. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 20, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns cornerback Joe Haden (23) gets a hand on Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (7) during the second half at FirstEnergy Stadium. The Steelers won 24-9. Mandatory Credit: Ken Blaze-USA TODAY Sports /
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SEATTLE, WA – DECEMBER 31: Russell Wilson #3 of the Seattle Seahawks in action against the Arizona Cardinals at CenturyLink Field on December 31, 2017 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images) /

Seattle Seahawks – Starbucks

Because, you know, Seattle and coffee, right?

I’m sure there are better places for coffee in Seattle than Starbucks. There is a Starbucks everywhere in the world. I can barely function nowadays without coffee, but I don’t go to Starbucks everyday. There are so many great coffee shops in the city that I have a nice variety to choose from. I imagine that the variety increases in Seattle.

But the Seahawks and Starbucks are king in Settle. Unless you like the Mariners, but nobody really likes the Mariners.

The Seahawks just have that old vibe to them that you enjoy, but get sick of pretty quickly. Oh look, it’s Pete Carrol wearing thin on the media. Oh look, it’s an overpriced light roast. Hey, Russell Wilson nearly got killed again. Hey, they spelled my name wrong again.

Starbucks and the Seahawks are typically reliable. You’re going to get a good cup of coffee at Starbucks and you’re going to get it in a timely manner. You’re going to get a tough team to beat in Seattle to go along with some Russell Wilson magic on the road.

Both have annoying fanbases that overrate the product in front of them.

Maybe they spark some unnecessary controversy. Like Starbucks and their holiday cups and the Seahawks and anytime a defensive player talks. There is something likable, yet annoying, but everyone in the organization. And in the end, you just wish you went to a local coffee shop because it’s less brash about how great it is and runs the ball when it’s first-and-goal from the one.