Which fast food joint most accurately represents your NFL team?

Cleveland Browns – Leftover Fast Food

The Cleveland Browns are so bad that they don’t deserve to be a fast food restaurant. Maybe if they had won more than one game in the last two years, I would have named them Sheetz. If you don’t know Sheetz, it’s the gas station that tries to be a fast food restaurant . Personally, I like the food at Sheetz. But that doesn’t change the fact that Sheetz is still a gas station and not a fast food joint.

Just like it doesn’t change the fact that the Cleveland Browns are not a real football franchise. Sorry, they just aren’t.

It is unfair to the other 31 franchises to lump them in with the Cleveland Browns. Thus, the Browns are simply leftover fast food.

Have you ever ordered a McDonald’s hamburger and saved it until the next day? If you have, please report yourself to the police. Ordering fast food and not immediately eating it should be a crime. The whole point of fast food is to order and eat. If you want eat leftovers, you cook enough food for yourself to have leftovers. You don’t order two burgers from McDonald’s and save one for tomorrow.

That’s what the Cleveland Browns like to do. They like to be really bad, get a high draft pick, but they don’t use that high draft pick on a quarterback. They like to save their later draft pick on a quarterback.

Turns out, saving your fast food for later, sucks.

In the last two years, the Browns have traded the picks that would have been Carson Went and Deshaun Watson. This year, they have two picks in the top four. Will they trade both of those picks instead of taking a quarterback?

Probably. Because the Browns think fast food is better when it’s heated up in a microwave the next day.