The police sketch of the guy who Stormy Daniels accused of threatening her was released, and it looks like Tom Brady.
Here’s something no one thought we’d ever get: a spiritual sequel to the Tom Brady courtroom sketch.
On Tuesday, the police sketch of the man Stormy Daniels says threatened her to stay quiet about her affair with Donald Trump was released. Rather than continuing to talk about the president and a porn star, the conversation has pivoted in a surprising direction: towards Tom Brady.
Everyone is absolutely beyond convinced that the police sketch looks like Brady, and they’re not completely wrong.
Stormy Daniels sketch of man who threatened her in 2011…and Tom Brady in 2011. pic.twitter.com/oRCyDLVSSr
— Matt Viser (@mviser) April 17, 2018
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/986269422947065859
People can’t seem to stop drawing Tom Brady like he’s a French Girl on the Titanic. Neither of the pictures is that flattering, either, considering Brady isn’t unattractive.
It’s not Tom Brady, so we can just stop right there. It’s hilarious that we’ve somehow gone so far down the Donald Trump wormhole that the Stormy Daniels scandal is leading back to the New England Patriots, but here we are.
To be fair, there is a Trump connection with the Patriots. On Election Day, Bill Belichick apparently sent a letter to Trump essentially calling him a fantastic person and wishing him luck. Before that, Brady not so sneakily positioned a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat in his locker when talking to the press. Neither officially or publically endorsed Trump for president but the dots were there to connect.
Go all the way back to DeflateGate, Trump is there. I remember watching (and covering) Trump talking on SportsCenter about how Brady was being falsely accused and the Patriots were getting a bad shake. At the time, I chuckled at the notion that the next President of the United States could be talking on the television at the moment.
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Yet here we are, three years and a porn star police sketch later, and Trump is still linked infallibly to the Patriots. Even in an era of Fake New, you cannot make this up.