Here’s the story. Of a lovely lady. Who was bringing up three very needy girls. All of them had hair of gold like their mother. The youngest one in curls.
One day when this lady met this fellow. She knew what she was doing but we’ll call it a hunch. She tricked this poor guy into her family. That’s the way they became the Brady bunch.
Here’s the story. Of a man named Brady. Who was busy with three boys of his own. They were eight people (nine plus Alice) living all together. So you can see how he’d need time alone.
He needs time alone. Time alone. Save this man from going crazy he needs time alone.
If Mike Brady isn’t at the top of your “best dad’s on television” list, then your list is wrong. This man had three kids and married a woman with three kids of her own. The woman wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, which means Mike had to bring in all the money. And this stay-at-home mom did anything but stay-at-home. She hired a friggin’ maid to do all the things she should have been doing. Ok, sure, he missed Greg’s graduation and maybe he wasn’t the most hands-on parent. But who do you think paid for Greg’s college? Definitely wasn’t the lady spending all day straightening her hair.
Best Fit: Tampa Bay Rays
He deserves to go to a nice city by the ocean. He needs a vacation from his family, not a vacation where his family comes along with him. He took the kids to Hawaii, what more do they want. While dad is managing the Rays to the World Series, those kids can stay and home and watch him on television.
Just don’t let Peter play catch with a baseball outside. His accuracy is terrible.