25 TV Dads that would make elite MLB managers

THE SIMPSONS: Homer wants a promotion at the nuclear plant and asks Marge to help him dress the part in the all-new Trust But Clarify episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (Photo by FOX via Getty Images)
THE SIMPSONS: Homer wants a promotion at the nuclear plant and asks Marge to help him dress the part in the all-new Trust But Clarify episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, Oct. 23 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (Photo by FOX via Getty Images) /
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Andy Taylor

Whistling is a very important talent to have as a baseball manager. Sometimes, those bullpen phones go down. When that happens you need a strong whistling game to call in that right handed flamethrower.

Sometimes, you need the whistling talents of Andy Taylor.

Andy is a single father who keeps the small community of in line as the sheriff. Have you ever seen Walking Tall with The Rock? It stars The Rock, so I’m assuming you’ve seen it. Andy Taylor was the original Dwayne Johnson. When someone got out of line, he pulled them over and busted out their tail light. Then, he caused millions of dollars worth of damage to their casino. Andy ‘The Original Rock’ Taylor was not one to mess with.

As a single father, sheriff, and excellent whistler, Taylor knows how to keep players in line. If they are getting too rambunctious, a quick whistle and a whack on the head will set them straight.

Best Fit: Texas Rangers

When your team name is the Rangers, you need a strong personality. And with Chuck Norris unavailable, Andy Taylor will have to do.

The Rangers have no been involved in the most recent MLB fight, but they’ve been involved in the most recent one that matters. The throw down between Rougned Odor and Jose Bautista resulted in memes that took over social media faster than Spongebob making a krabby patty.

That brawl never happens if Taylor were there to whistle and whack Odor.