5 things we learned from the Cavaliers erasing the Raptors

CLEVELAND, OH - MAY 05: LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers hits the game winning shot over the outstretched hand of OG Anunoby #3 of the Toronto Raptors to win Game Three of the Eastern Conference Semifinals 105-103 during the 2018 NBA Playoffs at Quicken Loans Arena on May 5, 2018 in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
CLEVELAND, OH - MAY 05: LeBron James #23 of the Cleveland Cavaliers hits the game winning shot over the outstretched hand of OG Anunoby #3 of the Toronto Raptors to win Game Three of the Eastern Conference Semifinals 105-103 during the 2018 NBA Playoffs at Quicken Loans Arena on May 5, 2018 in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images) /
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TORONTO, ON – APRIL 7: Auston Matthews #34 of the Toronto Maple Leafs and William Nylander #29 look on against the Montreal Canadiens during the second period at the Air Canada Centre on April 7, 2018 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Kevin Sousa/NHLI via Getty Images)
TORONTO, ON – APRIL 7: Auston Matthews #34 of the Toronto Maple Leafs and William Nylander #29 look on against the Montreal Canadiens during the second period at the Air Canada Centre on April 7, 2018 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. (Photo by Kevin Sousa/NHLI via Getty Images) /

5. Poor Toronto

What else do you want me to say? I’m going to say plenty on the next four slides, so allow me to use this slide to just say all the great things about Toronto so they feel a little bit better following their four game showing.

The Toronto Maple Leafs still have a lot of good young talent and are poised to make the playoffs for at least the next ten years. And the NHL playoffs are a lot less predictable than the NBA playoffs because there’s no LeBron in the NHL.

The Toronto Blue Jays are still playing baseball and will play baseball until at least September. Will they make the playoffs? Who knows. Baseball is a lot of games. But if they do make the playoffs, they won’t have to face LeBron.

The Toronto Argonauts won the Grey Cup. Winning the Grey Cup is like becoming the top seed in the Eastern Conference during the regular season. It’s a cool accomplishment, but we all know there’s a better team out there. That team has LeBron. Or Nick Foles.

Drake actually looked proud to be a Raptors fan this year. We all know he was a Warriors fan pretending to be a Raptors fan in previous season, but he was 100 percent ready to die for Toronto this season. I know this because the man was ready to fight Kendrick Perkins.

Things aren’t all bad, Toronto. You’re still a lovely city with a lot going on. One guy from Cleveland is just super jealous. That’s all.