The 25 best, worst and most regrettable sports tattoos

BOSTON - FEBRUARY 7: Matt Santo shows off his tattoo during New England Patriots Super Bowl LI Victory Parade in Boston on Feb. 7, 2017. (Photo by Craig F. Walker/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)
BOSTON - FEBRUARY 7: Matt Santo shows off his tattoo during New England Patriots Super Bowl LI Victory Parade in Boston on Feb. 7, 2017. (Photo by Craig F. Walker/The Boston Globe via Getty Images) /
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GARY BETTMAN TATTOO? NO!

The most hideous, horrible, horrendous tattoo on this list comes from a fan of the National Hockey League. This poor, poor fan lost a bet and had to get a photograph of the world’s biggest douchebag, Gary Bettman, on his side.

From the looks of it, this is a massive tattoo. It’s going to be extremely difficult to cover up a tattoo this size. It is safe to say this guy’s friends are huge assholes.

Perhaps the worst of all of this is that whoever this man chooses to marry will have to look at the rat-faced Bettman every time he is shirtless. We wouldn’t wish that one anyone.

In case you aren’t versed in sports commissioners. Bettman, a real life sniveling cartoon villain, is the commissioner and poor-decision maker who is running the NHL. He is the one that everyone boos when he is handing out trophies, making announcements, or just existing in their general presence.

This is less a tattoo and more a nightmare and I am physically upset at the sight of it. None of us knew this even existed until now so I would be remiss if I did not apologize for bringing it to your attention.

Moving on. Immediately.