
Lions fan, 2005
This guy must have missed every Lions season since they became a football team. The first of two delusional Lions fans on this list was ahead of the championship tattoo trend back in 2005.
Letās set the scene. Itās a nice summer day in Detroit. 50 Cent is huge, but youāre more of a Fall Out Boy guy so youāre bumping āSugar, Weāre Going Downā on your carās CD player. (CDs are what came before all music was digitally held in your phones, kids.)
You decide that this is the year the Lions will win. Still driving, you pull out your Motorola Razr and start punching in t9 texts to your friends. (Kids: Texting and driving was legal and also more difficult back then, āt9ā was the way people texted before keyboards ā donāt look it up. Motorola used to make the best cell phones.)
You send this text: āLions r goin 2 win this yrā before you walk into the tattoo parlor and lock in your bet. The problem is that youāve forgotten you are a Lions fan and that the Lions will never win a Super Bowl.
The Lions went 6-10 in the 2004-05 season, not even close to getting the chance to win a Super Bowl. Instead of fame and celebration, you wind up here, on a list with 24 other poor-decision makers who jumped the gun to some preseason hype. Congratulations!