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Tired of Cavaliers and Warriors? You probably get bored at the Louvre

By Keith Parish

CLEVELAND, OH - MAY 25: LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers reacts after a basket in the fourth quarter against the Boston Celtics during Game Six of the 2018 NBA Eastern Conference Finals at Quicken Loans Arena on May 25, 2018 in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
CLEVELAND, OH - MAY 25: LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers reacts after a basket in the fourth quarter against the Boston Celtics during Game Six of the 2018 NBA Eastern Conference Finals at Quicken Loans Arena on May 25, 2018 in Cleveland, Ohio. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images) /
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So you were hoping for something different than Cavaliers and Warriors for the fourth straight time. Does greatness bore you? Did you check your phone during There Will Be Blood? Can you get through La Boheme without nodding off?

Here at Fastbreak Breakfast we have impeccable taste and accept only the finer things. So we have no issue getting excited for another epic chapter between one of the greatest all-time players and a franchise flirting with defining itself as a dynasty. But realizing many of our listeners are uncultured and uncouth and enjoy mainly lowbrow, pandering entertainment, we have a solution:

We talk very little about the Finals on this episode.

Sure we make predictions, but we turn our gaze to other NBA topics. Such as the vanquished Celtics and Rockets, to try and figure out what exactly happened. And just exactly how anyone could miss so many three pointers.

Also covered on this new episode:

  • Between their rosters, front offices and future picks owed, who has the brightest future: the Celtics or the 76ers?
  • How many future Hall of Famers are on Golden State’s roster?
  • Are announcers and fans getting carried away complaining about the referees?
  • What sports has the best brawls?

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Original music provided by

Codaphonic

and

New Man

.

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