Ranking NFL quarterbacks on their potential cornhole talents
By Conor Dorney
Ranking NFL quarterbacks by their potential cornhole talents is the list you never knew you needed in your life until now.
Hello there!
I hope you’re all enjoying your summer and getting excited for the fact that we’re mere weeks away from watching real football games! Regardless of where your favorite team finished last season, hope is once again in the air as teams roll through their first practices of training camp.
But with most of the focus being on how quarterbacks are throwing the football to start their respective training camp, the large scientific community here at FanSided has decided to break down each of these quarterbacks based on their potential cornhole talents. Yes, that cornhole. Wait, not that cornhole. I’m talking about the yard game.
Haters will say things like “why is this dumb guy writing such a dumb article” and “please stop calling us haters we’re simply trying to give you constructive criticism,” but alas, we’ve spent over $400 million on researching this article, so here you are!
Without further ado, here’s your exclusive list of NFL quarterbacks ranked by their potential cornhole talents. I’ll be right back after I’m done checking all the math on this research money.
32. Josh Rosen, Arizona Cardinals
Josh Rosen may have a chip on his shoulder after seeing three quarterbacks selected ahead of him in the 2018 NFL Draft, but that chip is most certainly not a beanbag.
Rosen literally got into hot water early in his collegiate career at UCLA after a photo surfaced of him hanging out in his dorm-room hot tub. It’s this, combined with the fact that both his parents are doctors, that don’t bode well for his chances in a good ol’ fashioned country game of cornhole.
As a rookie, Rosen also has a long ways to go in order to prove himself on an NFL field, much less the cathedral that is a cornhole pitch (that’s how I’ll be referring to it as for the rest of the article, by the way). With enough hard work and dedication, however, don’t be surprised to see him skyrocket up this list by this time next year.
Another obstacle for Rosen to overcome in his quest for cornhole superstardom is the depth chart, as sitting ahead of him is Sam Bradford, who rumor has it once tore his ACL while watching a game of cornhole on YouTube.