Ranking NFL quarterbacks on their potential cornhole talents

1. Tom Brady, New England Patriots

Five-time Super Bowl champion? Check. Three-time NFL MVP? Check. No. 1 on the coveted list of “NFL quarterbacks ranked according to their potential cornhole talents at FanSided?” Check.

The GOAT is the GOAT, no matter how you slice it, which is exactly why Tom Brady tops our list of NFL quarterbacks based on their potential cornhole talents. Not only is Brady a legend on the field, but his reach and influence on American culture extends far beyond the football field.

Tom Brady hasn’t just achieved sustained peal performance over the course of his career, he’s written the book on sustained peak performance and it’s called “The TB12 Method: How to Achieve a Lifetime of Sustained Peak Performance…available now on Amazon. Not to downplay the importance of this book, but hotels across the country have begun placing it in the night table alongside all of their beds.

Even Patriots head coach Bill Belichick seems to be preparing Brady for cornhole glory after canceling a team OTA earlier this summer in order to play cornhole.

Unfortunately Brady has yet to pen a chapter on how to achieve lifetime peak cornhole performance on the cornhole pitch, but I imagine it would be something along these lines:

Step 1: Prepare to do battle with your cornhole opponent, me…the one and only Tom Brady.
Step 2: I have seen your impressive skill on the cornhole pitch and would like to inform you that you have been traded. I had nothing to do with this.

And with that, I hope you enjoyed our incredibly-scientific rankings of every quarterback in the NFL based no their prospective cornhole talents. For those of you who enjoyed it….I’ll see you on the cornhole pitch this summer.