Jimmy’s Seafood’s savagery knows no bounds: Claims Zach LaVine as victim
By Kareem Gantt
Jimmy’s Famous Seafood has a reputation for their roasting on Twitter, and their savagery has claimed a new victim: Zach LaVine.
Zach LaVine, the Chicago Bulls new $78 million dollar man, has become the latest victim in Jimmy’s Famous Seafood’s Twitter savagery.
The Maryland seafood restaurant has made a name for itself with its delicious crab cakes and steamed crabs, which has been featured on such popular channels as The Food Network and Food Network 2, aka, the Travel Channel.
In addition to their seafood, Jimmy’s has also become famous for its Twitter account, which knows no bounds when it comes to savagery. Their latest victim is LaVine, who went after his absurd contract with this little offer a Twitter user from Chicago mentioned the restaurant:
That, apparently, didn’t sit well with LaVine, who commented with this shot:
That’s when Jimmy’s unleashed their famous savagery with this two-lettered response:
Yikes! That was so devastating that LaVine’s great, great, great grandchildren felt that burn. It was so savage that the user who accidentally pulled LaVine into Jimmy’s savage grinder, actually apologized to LaVine, which was needed because I’m pretty sure feelings were destroyed with that tweet:
Nah, you did the right thing, my man; and Jimmy’s was on point to roast LaVine about his horrific contract.
The Bulls are in the middle of a painful rebuild, and it made absolutely no sense to give a player who was coming off of a torn ACL and has never been a featured player in the NBA, that kind of money.
We didn’t know it was possible for anyone to stoop down to the level of the Sacramento Kings, but the Bulls did exactly that by matching their offer sheet to LaVine, and they will be paying dearly for it in the future.
Oh, and LaVine still can’t play defense.