Jeff Fisher is the new GOAT on Twitter

Jeff Fisher has heard all your 7-9 jokes before and he’s coming to roast your ass on Twitter if you try to play him with the same tired material.

Jeff Fisher has become an overnight Twitter sensation. The former Oilers/Titans, Rams coach earned instant Twitter cred after putting CBS NFL insider Jason LaCanfora in a body bag when he told him to get better sources when refuting his report that he was taking a job in the XFL.

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He’s heard all your 7-9 and 8-8 jokes but none are better than this self-deprecating tweet about a home he is remodeling with his daughter and son-in-law. Fisher is like your dad when he discovered how to send gifs and emojis. But unlike your goofy dad, Fisher is hilarious and already mastered the art form. He won 51.2 percent of his games, but he’s tweeting at a Belichick-like level.

Thankfully there are people like Jeff to make Twitter a better place.

Sex or Netflix?

According to a Wall Street Journal study, one in three Americans aged 18-38 would choose binge-watching Netflix than having sex. That’s not even shocking. Have you seen Stranger Things?! Plus, it’s a lot easier on the joints to say you went all night long binge-watching season 4 of The Office for the 47th time than the alternative.

Maybe it’s a good thing Netflix is slowly reducing the human population. There is enough of us already and most of us are more toxic for the planet than chlorofluorocarbons.

Duke adds another 5-star

Duke has the No. 1 recruiting class after recent commitments from Cassius Stanley and Matthew Hurt. They join fellow five-star Vernon Carey Jr. and rising sophomore Tre Jones. Together, they’ll be the next group to underachieve and fall short of a Final Four.

Viral video of the week of the day

Zion Williamson might be the best dunker in the world but he has to give up that title after this unconventional dunk, with an assist from Dumbo.