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Meet Hannah’s Bachelorette suitors

By Bruin Belisle

THE BACHELORETTE - "1501" - It's a tractor...It's a plane...It's the self-appointed king of the jungle! Hannah's search for fierce love is matched with fierce competition as one hopeful bachelor sets a high bar by jumping the fence, while another pops out from the limo, in true beast fashion. At the end of the day, whether he is a golf pro looking to be Hannah's hole-in-one, a Box King seeking a woman who checks all his boxes, or a man with a custom-made pizza delivery, everyone wants a piece of Hannah's heart on the highly anticipated 15th season of "The Bachelorette," premiering MONDAY, MAY 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on The ABC Television Network. (John Fleenor/ABC via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, CONNOR J.
THE BACHELORETTE - "1501" - It's a tractor...It's a plane...It's the self-appointed king of the jungle! Hannah's search for fierce love is matched with fierce competition as one hopeful bachelor sets a high bar by jumping the fence, while another pops out from the limo, in true beast fashion. At the end of the day, whether he is a golf pro looking to be Hannah's hole-in-one, a Box King seeking a woman who checks all his boxes, or a man with a custom-made pizza delivery, everyone wants a piece of Hannah's heart on the highly anticipated 15th season of "The Bachelorette," premiering MONDAY, MAY 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on The ABC Television Network. (John Fleenor/ABC via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, CONNOR J. /
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Hannah Brown begins her Bachelorette journey on Monday, May 13. Here’s a quick, somewhat judgmental recap of her eligible bachelors.

Hannah, Hannah B., Alabama Hannah, Hannah Beast or the “Hot Mess Express.” Call her what you will, Hannah is in line to be one of the most entertaining Bachelorettes in history (coming from the guy who has only seen one season). She’s funny, quirky, beautiful and most importantly, very real. We saw during Colton’s Bachelor season that Hannah doesn’t hold back when it comes to speaking her mind.

Her announcement as the next Bachelorette had most fans excited. This University of Alabama alum is only 24 year olds, but she’s ready to find love. Starting on Monday, she’s sure to bring her southern charm to television sets across the country. The question is, can this group of eligible bachelors keep up?

To borrow a phrase from my pal Chris Harrison: Get ready to meet the most dramatic cast yet!

Connor S.: Loves Bieber, doesn’t speak Spanish but loves dancing to Spanish songs in the club. Oh, cool. Connor S. is your typical 21-year-old college girl. Connor’s perfect night: Slam a few Palm Bays, puke in the Uber and incorrectly shout every word to “Despacito” at the club.

Connor J.: Connor J. has been to 40 of the 50 states. Apparently that is interesting enough to put in his Bachelorette bio? 50 or nothing, Connor. Saying you climbed 3/4 of a mountain or or finished 80 percent of a marathon once is not bio material. Actually, 80 percent of a marathon is still pretty impressive.

Brian: A math teacher, so I already hate him. Brian is a pun and sarcasm enthusiast. Great. We’re all super excited to hear sum math puns…

Cam: The sales manager from Texas who we met during the Bachelorette announcement. Cam is a freestyle rapper and was probably hoping that the other Hannah was chosen to be the Bachelorette. If she had been, we would have had our first rap battle date. Hopefully this “dance floor king” keeps the rapping to a minimum this season.

Chasen: Not a typo? Nope. Chasen is a pilot, so if Hannah is looking for a man who is gone all the time, he’s the one. Chasen says his favorite pastime is watching The Bachelor. Suck up. He also mentioned that he once bought a Tiffany necklace but she dumped him. I guess the fancy necklace apology came a little too late.

Daron: Ex-football player? Check. Self-proclaimed nerd? Check. Daron is hitting all the important Bachelorette contestant boxes in his bio. He’s also a globally ranked Guitar Hero champion, which probably would have a lot more pull if it was 2007.

Devin: Devin is a talent manager from Sherman Oaks, California. He’s a friend of Will’s from Becca’s season and is having a hard time finding love in California because “no one in L.A. wants anything serious.” Logically, the next step is trying your hand with 30 others on The Bachelorette.

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