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Meet Hannah’s Bachelorette suitors

By Bruin Belisle

THE BACHELORETTE - "1501" - It's a tractor...It's a plane...It's the self-appointed king of the jungle! Hannah's search for fierce love is matched with fierce competition as one hopeful bachelor sets a high bar by jumping the fence, while another pops out from the limo, in true beast fashion. At the end of the day, whether he is a golf pro looking to be Hannah's hole-in-one, a Box King seeking a woman who checks all his boxes, or a man with a custom-made pizza delivery, everyone wants a piece of Hannah's heart on the highly anticipated 15th season of "The Bachelorette," premiering MONDAY, MAY 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on The ABC Television Network. (John Fleenor/ABC via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, CONNOR J.
THE BACHELORETTE - "1501" - It's a tractor...It's a plane...It's the self-appointed king of the jungle! Hannah's search for fierce love is matched with fierce competition as one hopeful bachelor sets a high bar by jumping the fence, while another pops out from the limo, in true beast fashion. At the end of the day, whether he is a golf pro looking to be Hannah's hole-in-one, a Box King seeking a woman who checks all his boxes, or a man with a custom-made pizza delivery, everyone wants a piece of Hannah's heart on the highly anticipated 15th season of "The Bachelorette," premiering MONDAY, MAY 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on The ABC Television Network. (John Fleenor/ABC via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, CONNOR J. /
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THE BACHELORETTE – Hannah Brown caught the eye of Colton Underwood early on during the 23rd season of “The Bachelor,” showing him, and all of America, what Alabama Hannah is made of – a fun country girl who is unapologetically herself. After being sent home unexpectedly, Hannah took the time to reflect on her breakup, gaining a powerful understanding of her desire to be deeply and fiercely loved. Now, with a newfound sense of self and a little southern charm, she is more ready than ever to find her true love on the milestone 15th season of “The Bachelorette.” (ABC/Ed Herrera)DYLAN
THE BACHELORETTE – Hannah Brown caught the eye of Colton Underwood early on during the 23rd season of “The Bachelor,” showing him, and all of America, what Alabama Hannah is made of – a fun country girl who is unapologetically herself. After being sent home unexpectedly, Hannah took the time to reflect on her breakup, gaining a powerful understanding of her desire to be deeply and fiercely loved. Now, with a newfound sense of self and a little southern charm, she is more ready than ever to find her true love on the milestone 15th season of “The Bachelorette.” (ABC/Ed Herrera)DYLAN /

Dylan: “Dylan is a handsome entrepreneur with a giant smile and a heart of gold.” Did his mom write his bio? Dylan co-founded a fitness company that allows people to “work out while donating food to those in need.” I love that he’s helping those in need but how are these things remotely connected? We’re going to need more of a backstory on Dylan’s job.

Grant: Direct quote from his bio: “He loves white Russians and has no interest in hearing about your CrossFit workout plan or recent Instagram post.” Oh, okay. So Grant is an asshole. Grant also loves PDA and says he has great dance moves. In other words, Grant will be our entertainer this season. Lock him in as a guaranteed episode 6 elimination.

Hunter: Hunter loves the ocean. “If the waves allow it, he’ll be in the water every day.” So basically, Hunter is Moana.

Jed: Jed is a singer/songwriter from Nashville who finds it easiest to express his feelings through his music. Yet after his most recent break up, he stopped writing. This is backwards, Jed. Look at Adele! The best music comes from the break ups! Jed lists that he can rap the entire Nicki Minaj verse from Bottom’s Up in his bio as well… there goes his credibility.

Joe: Joe is an Italian from Chicago. He loves going to Vegas, gambling in Vegas, club hopping in Vegas and generally just mentioning the word Vegas. Joe also says he gets complimented on his eyebrows and he went streaking once in college. Did he mention he likes Vegas?

Joey: This finance manager from Bethesda, MD is ready for a family. He spent his 20s traveling and is now ready to settle down. He is afraid of heights but goes bungee jumping and skydiving. Sure, that makes sense. I’m scared of spiders so logically I like to hang out underneath my deck and let them crawl all over me.

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