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Meet Hannah’s Bachelorette suitors

By Bruin Belisle

THE BACHELORETTE - "1501" - It's a tractor...It's a plane...It's the self-appointed king of the jungle! Hannah's search for fierce love is matched with fierce competition as one hopeful bachelor sets a high bar by jumping the fence, while another pops out from the limo, in true beast fashion. At the end of the day, whether he is a golf pro looking to be Hannah's hole-in-one, a Box King seeking a woman who checks all his boxes, or a man with a custom-made pizza delivery, everyone wants a piece of Hannah's heart on the highly anticipated 15th season of "The Bachelorette," premiering MONDAY, MAY 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on The ABC Television Network. (John Fleenor/ABC via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, CONNOR J.
THE BACHELORETTE - "1501" - It's a tractor...It's a plane...It's the self-appointed king of the jungle! Hannah's search for fierce love is matched with fierce competition as one hopeful bachelor sets a high bar by jumping the fence, while another pops out from the limo, in true beast fashion. At the end of the day, whether he is a golf pro looking to be Hannah's hole-in-one, a Box King seeking a woman who checks all his boxes, or a man with a custom-made pizza delivery, everyone wants a piece of Hannah's heart on the highly anticipated 15th season of "The Bachelorette," premiering MONDAY, MAY 13 (8:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on The ABC Television Network. (John Fleenor/ABC via Getty Images)HANNAH BROWN, CONNOR J. /
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THE BACHELORETTE – Hannah Brown caught the eye of Colton Underwood early on during the 23rd season of “The Bachelor,” showing him, and all of America, what Alabama Hannah is made of – a fun country girl who is unapologetically herself. After being sent home unexpectedly, Hannah took the time to reflect on her breakup, gaining a powerful understanding of her desire to be deeply and fiercely loved. Now, with a newfound sense of self and a little southern charm, she is more ready than ever to find her true love on the milestone 15th season of “The Bachelorette.” (ABC/Ed Herrera)JOHN PAUL JONES
THE BACHELORETTE – Hannah Brown caught the eye of Colton Underwood early on during the 23rd season of “The Bachelor,” showing him, and all of America, what Alabama Hannah is made of – a fun country girl who is unapologetically herself. After being sent home unexpectedly, Hannah took the time to reflect on her breakup, gaining a powerful understanding of her desire to be deeply and fiercely loved. Now, with a newfound sense of self and a little southern charm, she is more ready than ever to find her true love on the milestone 15th season of “The Bachelorette.” (ABC/Ed Herrera)JOHN PAUL JONES /

John Paul Jones: Three names means he is either a singer or a serial killer. Let’s find out: “When referring to John Paul Jones, always use his full name: John Paul Jones.” Yep, serial killer. John Paul Jones rarely uses words that are less than three syllables. Good luck putting sentence together without the use of conjunctions, pronouns or prepositions, idiot.

Luke P.: After a “religious awakening” in college (uh oh) Luke P. decided Tim Tebow was his hero (oh no). Luke P. is a handsome dude with good Christian values so he might do well with a Southern belle like Hannah. Tim Tebow though? There are religious role models who are actually good at their jobs. Maybe idolize someone like… I don’t know, Jesus?

Luke S.: Oh boy. Luke S. could be the nicest person on Earth and you’d still think he was a prick just by looking at him. Sorry, that’s mean, but wait until you see this guy. Luke claims he made Emily Ratajkowski blush once. He is the one who started his journey for love by joking about going down on Hannah. Turns out Emily wasn’t blushing after all, she was embarrassed for you.

Matteo: Perhaps the strangest bio of all the contestants. Matteo starts by talking about the various countries he’s lived in before his family settled down in Georgia. He graduated from Georgia Tech and is working on a virtual reality start-up. Oh, and he technically fathered 114 kids. Yes, Matteo is an active sperm donor who tracks the amount of children he’s helped birth? I guess? Is it normal to keep track? Excited to hear more about this real life Vince Vaughan movie character.

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