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Red Socks, er Sox, move up the Trump misspelling rankings

By Jason Cole

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 14: (AFP OUT) U.S President Donald Trump presents fast food to be served to the Clemson Tigers football team to celebrate their Championship at the White House on January 14, 2019 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Chris Kleponis-Pool/Getty Images)
WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 14: (AFP OUT) U.S President Donald Trump presents fast food to be served to the Clemson Tigers football team to celebrate their Championship at the White House on January 14, 2019 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Chris Kleponis-Pool/Getty Images) /
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BOSTON, MA – APRIL 11: Mookie Betts #50 of the Boston Red Sox reacts after scoring the game tying run during the inning of a game against the Toronto Blue Jays on April 11, 2019 at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Billie Weiss/Boston Red Sox/Getty Images)
BOSTON, MA – APRIL 11: Mookie Betts #50 of the Boston Red Sox reacts after scoring the game tying run during the inning of a game against the Toronto Blue Jays on April 11, 2019 at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Billie Weiss/Boston Red Sox/Getty Images) /

6. Pull up your Socks

Once again, the administration was hooked on phonics today when it announced the arrival of the World Series champs, who have existed as a team since 1901. Of course, the Red Socks, Sox, are only part of one of the biggest rivalries in sports history with this team called the Yankees. Perhaps the president knows where the Yankees are from.

5. The Waiting is the Hardest Part

When you tweet as much as Trump (nearly 42,000 tweets total and usually multiple tweets a day, it’s easy to have a few typos. The weight of all those letters can create a real sense of pressure for anyone. Plus, why not make a four-letter word a five if you can. It’s all part of Making America Greaterer Again.

4. Caught with a Smocking Gun

Of course, the Mueller Investigation failed to produce a true smoking gun that led to charges against the President. More to the point, it has just led to more backbiting in Washington. However, it may have also led to a great idea: The Smocking Gun, which will keep you clean during even the most intense paintball games with you and your friends.

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