This season of The Bachelorette has been centered around Luke but it looks like targets may be shifting to Jed as the true villain.
Jed sucks. When the story broke that this āsingerā had a girlfriend, things seemingly couldnāt get worse for the Nashville music hopeful. Then it did. If youāre in the dark about this like I was until about an hour ago, just Google āJed Wyatt.ā The first 35 articles are going to be about his multiple girlfriends, not his super awesome musical skills.
Speaking of music, letās go back to the beginning. Early in the season, Jed told Hannah that he came on the show to boost his singing career. He said this duringĀ their first date.Ā Personally, I would have sent him home on the spot. It doesnāt matter that he (allegedly) fell for Hannah, he flat-out told her he was there for the āwrong reasons,ā which is a huge Bachelor faux-pas.
Jed doubled down on being a skid when news broke that he left his girlfriend at home to get famous on the show. Fellow Nashville up-and-comer Haley Stevens (actually a good singer, unlike someone) told E! News that she and Jed had been seeing each other prior to the show. He told her he was going to go on The Bachelorette to advance his music career ā again, the same thing he told Hannah and somehow escaped instant eviction. Thatās cool. It aligns with what he told us ā he just left out the part about the girl at home.
Record scratch.
*Girls at home. Jed tripled down on being a skid when news broke that he also cheated on Haley with ANOTHER girl, all while going through the process of getting onto The Bachelorette.
Jed is probably a big Lou Bega fan because heās got girlfriends everywhere. If you didnāt get that extremely obscure reference about āthe Mambo No. 5 guy,ā itās because you arenāt as big a fan of Lou Begaās other work as I am. In his Mambo follow-up, āI Got a Girl,ā Bega flaunts having multiple girlfriends.
Begaās girlfriends are located in Paris, Rome, the Vatican, right here, right there, everywhere, on the moon, on Mars, on the stars, Miami Beach, Beluga Bay, the Milky Way, East L.A., St. Tropez, his home cafe⦠You get it. He has a lot of girlfriends. Letās get back on track.
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Jed isnāt far off our good friend Lou (aside from the singing, which Bega is actually great at). So far heās checked off Alabama and Nashville. Granted, those are hard to rhyme in a song, but after a few more women come forward weāll hit him up for some song writing tips and throw something together.
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was on the short list of favorites this season. Heās made his way into Hannahās heart and itās evident from the edits that heās going to make it pretty far. It has to be difficult for Hannah to watch it all back knowing that not only did he go in with bad intentions, but also left a girlfriend at home ā something Hannah called that Steve guy out for on night one.
Speaking of, where was Demi on this one? Missed opportunity for our favorite undercover detective. Youāre supposed to be all over this type of thing, Demi!
Hopefully Jed isnāt the eventual winner. That would be a disaster of a way to kick off a relationship. If Jed does win, we can hope for some sort of Arie/Becca situation in the live after show.
The Bachelorette airs Mondays at 8:00 p.m. ET on ABC.