A Bachelorette Investigation: How many secret girlfriends does Jed have?
This season of The Bachelorette has been centered around Luke but it looks like targets may be shifting to Jed as the true villain.
Jed sucks. When the story broke that this “singer” had a girlfriend, things seemingly couldn’t get worse for the Nashville music hopeful. Then it did. If you’re in the dark about this like I was until about an hour ago, just Google “Jed Wyatt.” The first 35 articles are going to be about his multiple girlfriends, not his super awesome musical skills.
Speaking of music, let’s go back to the beginning. Early in the season, Jed told Hannah that he came on the show to boost his singing career. He said this during their first date. Personally, I would have sent him home on the spot. It doesn’t matter that he (allegedly) fell for Hannah, he flat-out told her he was there for the “wrong reasons,” which is a huge Bachelor faux-pas.
Jed doubled down on being a skid when news broke that he left his girlfriend at home to get famous on the show. Fellow Nashville up-and-comer Haley Stevens (actually a good singer, unlike someone) told E! News that she and Jed had been seeing each other prior to the show. He told her he was going to go on The Bachelorette to advance his music career — again, the same thing he told Hannah and somehow escaped instant eviction. That’s cool. It aligns with what he told us — he just left out the part about the girl at home.
Record scratch.
*Girls at home. Jed tripled down on being a skid when news broke that he also cheated on Haley with ANOTHER girl, all while going through the process of getting onto The Bachelorette.
Jed is probably a big Lou Bega fan because he’s got girlfriends everywhere. If you didn’t get that extremely obscure reference about “the Mambo No. 5 guy,” it’s because you aren’t as big a fan of Lou Bega’s other work as I am. In his Mambo follow-up, “I Got a Girl,” Bega flaunts having multiple girlfriends.
Bega’s girlfriends are located in Paris, Rome, the Vatican, right here, right there, everywhere, on the moon, on Mars, on the stars, Miami Beach, Beluga Bay, the Milky Way, East L.A., St. Tropez, his home cafe… You get it. He has a lot of girlfriends. Let’s get back on track.
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Jed isn’t far off our good friend Lou (aside from the singing, which Bega is actually great at). So far he’s checked off Alabama and Nashville. Granted, those are hard to rhyme in a song, but after a few more women come forward we’ll hit him up for some song writing tips and throw something together.
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was on the short list of favorites this season. He’s made his way into Hannah’s heart and it’s evident from the edits that he’s going to make it pretty far. It has to be difficult for Hannah to watch it all back knowing that not only did he go in with bad intentions, but also left a girlfriend at home – something Hannah called that Steve guy out for on night one.
Speaking of, where was Demi on this one? Missed opportunity for our favorite undercover detective. You’re supposed to be all over this type of thing, Demi!
Hopefully Jed isn’t the eventual winner. That would be a disaster of a way to kick off a relationship. If Jed does win, we can hope for some sort of Arie/Becca situation in the live after show.
The Bachelorette airs Mondays at 8:00 p.m. ET on ABC.