Antonio Brown power rankings: Which NFL Team signs him?

Antonio Brown is eventually going to sign with a team after being released on Saturday morning by the Oakland Raiders. Which one is it?
32. Oakland Raiders
Guessing there isn’t a change of heart here.
31. Pittsburgh Steelers
This would be the ultimate troll of Oakland, but no.
30. Buffalo Bills
We already know how Brown feels about playing in Buffalo. The feeling is mutual
29. Los Angeles Rams
No need for Brown, and why mess with the chemistry of a contender?
28. Cleveland Browns
John Dorsey loves to gamble, but he’s got enough in his plate and on the depth chart.
27. New York Giants
Antonio Brown and Dave Gettleman? Yeah, right.
26. Detroit Lions
The need is there, but Matt Patricia and Brown don’t seem like a match made in heaven.
25. Atlanta Falcons
Already loaded at the position.
24. Minnesota Vikings
See above.
23. Philadelphia Eagles
Howie Roseman is too smart, and the roster is too talented already.
22. Dallas Cowboys
Jerry Jones loves stars, but this is the last thing Dallas needs.
21. New York Jets
Putting Le’Veon Bell and Brown back on the same team would be entertaining beyond words.
20. Cincinnati Bengals
Can’t believe Brown wants to play for a rebuilding team in a cold market.
19. Kansas City Chiefs
Brown would probably jump at the chance, but the Chiefs don’t need him at all.
18. Denver Broncos
Bad fit. Joe Flacco and a defensive coach? Brown would be miserable.
17. Arizona Cardinals
The Cardinals are in a full-blow rebuild. Why make Kyler Murray deal with this circus?
16. Baltimore Ravens
Horrendous fit, and John Harbaugh isn’t putting up with the nonsense.
15. Chicago Bears
There’s a need for another top-flight receiver, but Mitchell Trubisky is a stumbling block.
14. Los Angeles Chargers
The sleeper candidate.
13. Green Bay Packers
Can you imagine Aaron Rodgers and a motivated Antonio Brown? Here’s where we get interesting.
12. Washington Redskins
Dysfunction for the win!
11. Jacksonville Jaguars
It’s in Florida, and the Jaguars are desperate for a receiver. Still, that’s a front office/staff with little tolerance for antics.
10. Tennessee Titans
The Titans also need receivers, but Brown might lose it playing with Marcus Mariota.
9. New Orleans Saints
Michael Thomas. Alvin Kamara. Drew Brees. Brown would be an incredible addition talent-wise.
8. Carolina Panthers
Good team, good quarterback, good weather. Brown would elevate this offense.
7. Miami Dolphins
The Dolphins don’t need Brown during their rebuild, but owners love guys who sell tickets.
6. Seattle Seahawks
Pete Carroll and John Schneider have never shied away from big personalities.
5. San Francisco 49ers
The Niners need a top receiver, and the pressure is on for John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan.
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Bruce Arians is one of the few people on earth who might be able to corral Brown.
3. Indianapols Colts
Would the Colts take a chance on helping Jacoby Brissett shine? Possible.
2. Houston Texans
Don’t think for a second Bill O’Brien isn’t thinking about doing this.
1. New England Patriots
Belichick.