Antonio Brown power rankings: Which NFL Team signs him?

GLENDALE, AZ - AUGUST 15: Oakland Raiders wide receiver Antonio Brown (84) runs a route before the NFL preseason football game between the Oakland Raiders and the Arizona Cardinals on August 15, 2019 at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Kevin Abele/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)
GLENDALE, AZ - AUGUST 15: Oakland Raiders wide receiver Antonio Brown (84) runs a route before the NFL preseason football game between the Oakland Raiders and the Arizona Cardinals on August 15, 2019 at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Kevin Abele/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images) /
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Antonio Brown is eventually going to sign with a team after being released on Saturday morning by the Oakland Raiders. Which one is it?

32. Oakland Raiders

Guessing there isn’t a change of heart here.

31. Pittsburgh Steelers

This would be the ultimate troll of Oakland, but no.

30. Buffalo Bills

We already know how Brown feels about playing in Buffalo. The feeling is mutual

29. Los Angeles Rams

No need for Brown, and why mess with the chemistry of a contender?

28. Cleveland Browns

John Dorsey loves to gamble, but he’s got enough in his plate and on the depth chart.

27. New York Giants

Antonio Brown and Dave Gettleman? Yeah, right.

26. Detroit Lions

The need is there, but Matt Patricia and Brown don’t seem like a match made in heaven.

25. Atlanta Falcons

Already loaded at the position.

24. Minnesota Vikings

See above.

23. Philadelphia Eagles

Howie Roseman is too smart, and the roster is too talented already.

22. Dallas Cowboys 

Jerry Jones loves stars, but this is the last thing Dallas needs.

21. New York Jets

Putting Le’Veon Bell and Brown back on the same team would be entertaining beyond words.

20. Cincinnati Bengals

Can’t believe Brown wants to play for a rebuilding team in a cold market.

19. Kansas City Chiefs

Brown would probably jump at the chance, but the Chiefs don’t need him at all.

18. Denver Broncos

Bad fit. Joe Flacco and a defensive coach? Brown would be miserable.

17. Arizona Cardinals

The Cardinals are in a full-blow rebuild. Why make Kyler Murray deal with this circus?

16. Baltimore Ravens

Horrendous fit, and John Harbaugh isn’t putting up with the nonsense.

15. Chicago Bears

There’s a need for another top-flight receiver, but Mitchell Trubisky is a stumbling block.

14. Los Angeles Chargers

The sleeper candidate.

13. Green Bay Packers

Can you imagine Aaron Rodgers and a motivated Antonio Brown? Here’s where we get interesting.

12. Washington Redskins

Dysfunction for the win!

11. Jacksonville Jaguars

It’s in Florida, and the Jaguars are desperate for a receiver. Still, that’s a front office/staff with little tolerance for antics.

10. Tennessee Titans

The Titans also need receivers, but Brown might lose it playing with Marcus Mariota.

9. New Orleans Saints

Michael Thomas. Alvin Kamara. Drew Brees. Brown would be an incredible addition talent-wise.

8. Carolina Panthers

Good team, good quarterback, good weather. Brown would elevate this offense.

7. Miami Dolphins

The Dolphins don’t need Brown during their rebuild, but owners love guys who sell tickets.

6. Seattle Seahawks

Pete Carroll and John Schneider have never shied away from big personalities.

5. San Francisco 49ers

The Niners need a top receiver, and the pressure is on for John Lynch and Kyle Shanahan.

4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Bruce Arians is one of the few people on earth who might be able to corral Brown.

3. Indianapols Colts

Would the Colts take a chance on helping Jacoby Brissett shine? Possible.

2. Houston Texans

Don’t think for a second Bill O’Brien isn’t thinking about doing this.

1. New England Patriots

Belichick.