We asked a Magic 8 Ball questions about the LSU vs. Alabama matchup and these were the results, some of which you may find startling.
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You can get great college football analysis anywhere but you can’t get this type of next-level galaxy brain analysis of the Game of the Century between Alabama and LSU. I asked a Magic 8 Ball a nice amount of questions about LSU and Alabama. These are the results.
1. Will Tua Tagovailoa play vs. LSU on Saturday?
As I see it, yes.
2. Will Tua have an injury setback?
My sources say no.
3. Will Tua throw more touchdowns than Joe Burrow?
My reply is no.
4. Does Burrow clinch the Heisman with his performance?
Most likely.
5. Will Tua clinch the Heisman with his performance?
It is decidedly so.
6. Will Alabama cover the spread?
Outlook not so good.
7. Will Alabama’s kicker miss a big kick?
It is certain.
8. Will Coach O give an unintelligible interview?
Outlook good.
9. Will Nick Saban blow a gasket over a blown call?
Yes.
10. Will SEC officials do something to taint the game?
Outlook not so good.
11. Will the LSU-Alabama winner be No. 1 in the playoff?
Most likely.
12. Will Alabama students protest President Trump’s appearance?
Very doubtful.
13. Will LSU fans get in a fight with Alabama fans?
Outlook good.
14. Do the refs have money on Alabama?
My reply is no.
15. Will Gary Danielson project his Alabama bias in this game?
Very doubtful.
16. Should this game have been played at night?
It is decidedly so.
17. Will Saban yell at a sideline reporter?
As I see it, yes.
18. Is LSU DBU?
Very doubtful.
19. Is Alabama DBU?
Outlook good.
20. Do LSU fans smell like corn dogs?
Better not tell you now.
21. Will Alabama fans throw corn dogs on the field?
My sources say no.
22. Does Dixieland Delight get played in this game?
My sources say no.
23. Does Neck get played in this game by the LSU band?
Don’t count on it.
24. Will Coach O put a voodoo hex on the Tide?
Most likely.
25. Will there be a streaker during the game?
Don’t count on it.
26. Will a feral cat run on the field at any point?
No.
27. Will Trump get booed?
Outlook good.
28. Will this game live up to the hype?
Without a doubt.
29. Is God an Auburn fan?
Don’t count on it.
30. Should I throw my remote at my TV if LSU loses?
My sources say no.
31. Is Saban secretly a vampire?
All signs point to yes.
32. Does Coach O have the eye of the tiger?
Outlook not so good.
33. Is Burrow actually an Ohio State spy?
Very doubtful.
34. Will Paul Finebaum be upset if Alabama loses?
Not likely.
35. If Alabama loses, will The Paul Finebaum Show be a disaster on Monday?
Don’t count on it.
36. Will LSU fans be crying like Tebow after the game?
Signs point to yes.
37. Will the Dolphins tank for Tua work?
Most likely.
38. Will Burrow be drafted by the Bengals?
Most likely.
39. Will Joe Brady be at LSU next year?
My sources say no.
40. Is the No. 1 pick in the 2020 NFL Draft playing in this game?
Don’t count on it.
41. Will a fight break out in the stands?
Signs point to yes.
42. Will LSU fans outnumber Alabama fans in the drunk tank?
Without a doubt.
43. Will Alabama players still get paid if they lose?
Yes definitely.
44. Is Tiger Stadium the real Death Valley?
It is decidedly so.
45. Is g-e-a-u-x a real word?
It is decidedly so.
46. Does Saban regret leaving LSU?
Most likely.
47. Is Saban the devil incarnate?
It is decidedly so.
48. Will Saban coach again in the NFL?
Outlook not so good.
49. Will Saban be coaching at Alabama in five years?
Outlook good.
50. Will Saban be coaching at Alabama in 10 years?
Signs point to yes.
51. Will Saban be coaching at Alabama in 30 years?
Most likely.
52. Will Lee Corso ride Mike The Tiger?
It is decidedly so.
53. Is Coach O’s blood type gumbo?
Most likely.
54. Does Saban have a stash of oatmeal cream pies on the sideline?
Signs point to yes.
55. Are you sick and tired of the LSU-Alabama hype?
It is certain.
56. Would you vote Coach O for President?
Most likely.
57. Will Lane Kiffin be his Veep?
My sources say no.
58. Could you beat Coach O in arm wrestling?
Outlook not so good.
59. Could you beat Saban in chess?
It is decidedly so.
60. Would Saban be a mean stepdad?
Yes.
61. Will LSU fans be insufferable if they win?
Without a doubt.
62. Will the South rise again?
Don’t count on it.
63. Will fans embarrass themselves online?
Signs point to yes.
64. Will LSU beat Alabama?
Signs point to yes.
65. Will Alabama beat LSU?
Outlook good.
66. Will the home team win the LSU – Alabama game?
My sources say no.
67. Will the loser make the College Football Playoff?
Don’t count on it.
68. Will the winner clinch a playoff berth?
It is decidedly so.
69. Will the SEC get two playoff teams this year?
Most likely.
FanSided staff writer John Buhler also contributed questions for the Magic 8 Ball.
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