Arkansas is a dumpster fire and Chad Morris is fire marshal Bill

The Arkansas Razorbacks are the biggest dumpster fire the SEC has seen in years and their head coach Chad Morris is 100 percent fire marshal Bill.

There is a fire in the Ozark Mountains. No, it’s not a forest fire, it’s a massive college football dumpster fire. The Arkansas Razorbacks are winning football games about as often as the Kansas Jayhawks of the last decade. Arkansas is getting torched at Razorback Stadium by the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers of all teams. Their head coach Chad Morris is 100 percent fire marshal Bill.

Unlike the Jim Carrey sketch from In Living Color, this isn’t funny and it’s happening in real-time. The Hogs are about to go 0-for-8 in the SEC for the second year in a row. Morris has won a grand total of zero conference games since leaving the SMU Mustangs back in 2018. We get it, he likes to go fast, but imitation Gus Malzahn has turned a once-proud program into SEC barbecue for everybody else to enjoy.

The last time the Hogs won a conference game, it was in 2017 and it was by a point in the Nutt Bowl vs. an Ole Miss Rebels team on probation. We thought the end of the Bret Bielema era in Fayetteville was bad. Quite frankly, it’s been a terrible decade for Razorback football. The program hasn’t recovered since Bobby Petrino wrecked his motorcycle while having an affair.

The only Power 5 team Arkansas could maybe beat this year is the Rutgers Scarlet Knights. When you’re getting waxed by Western Kentucky at home in early November, it’s time to reevaluate some things. Western Kentucky has 35 points at halftime. For perspective, they haven’t scored 30 points vs. any team in any game this year.

Morris is more like Willie Taggart than folks from Little Rock want to believe. He shouldn’t get a third year and is doing everything in his power to win only two games this year. He’s 2-17 vs. FBS teams and that’s just not gonna cut it.

It’s pitiful and downright sad. Arkansas has zero chance of beating two of its SEC rivals at the end of the year. The Hogs are not beating the LSU Tigers in the Battle of the Golden Boot, nor are they beating the Missouri Tigers in the Battle Line Rivalry. Then again, Mizzou lost to the Vanderbilt Commodores, so you never know. That being said, Vanderbilt would slaughter Arkansas.

While it might smell like a delicious barbecue in Northwestern Arkansas, upon inspection, it’s just a semi-blue-blood football program burning itself alive. Morris’ only plan of attack is to attack the problem with more gasoline. Fire marshal Bill would be proud of this blatant display of pyromania. No, I don’t want your photograph of this dumpster fire, I can smell the scene from here.

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