We have three weeks left of the college football regular season. Here are the teams that are still alive for the College Football Playoff entering Week 12.
The weather has changed. It is snowing up in the Midwest, it’s no longer shorts weather in the Southeast and you’re still stuck in traffic in 75-degree weather in Southern California. We are now firmly in November of the 2019 college football season, meaning we have to start getting ready to get ready for the College Football Playoff. So, who’s getting in?
Hold your horses, compadre. We still have three weeks left of regular-season games, plus Championship Saturday to sort this all out. You might have put up all your Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving because you’re impatient, but you’re just going to have to wait.
Fortunately, I can channel my inner Leopold “Butters” Stotch to become Professor Chaos and give you all the College Football Playoff chaos theories your heart desires.
I’ve got this broken down into four tiers with semi-creative names, best describing how I feel about those teams in those clusters the Selection Committee just can’t stop talking about. If you’re in the first two, congratulations. You can party until Thursday night because you’ll need to get ready for the most important day of the week: Saturday.
But if you’re in the last two tiers, there are likely going to be tears in your future, or currently in the present, because your College Football Playoff dreams are out of your control and are on life support. So if you love order and all that sense, the words after this aren’t for you because we’re about to get weirder than Adam DeVine on Workaholics. Let’s. Get. Weird.