5 college football coaches you’d want to be with during a quarantine (and 1 total buzzkill)

Nick Saban, Alabama

Sorry, Crimson Tide. This one could’ve gone either way. You could really learn a lot from the greatest and most successful college football coach in history. But that’s just the problem, isn’t it? Fresh off of what Alabama’s top-tier program would consider a failure of a season, Saban would instantly turn his quarantine-locked attention on you.

You’d be worked like a dog as Saban attempts to groom you into the next NFL-level prospect. With so much talent coming off of this roster every year, the recruiting never stops, and now Saban’s got his eyes locked on grooming the next great reader of his playbook—you.

Want to use Twitter? Saban swats the phone from your hand with a frustrated yell.

Trying to watch the new Tiger King documentary on Netflix? Saban changes it to game tape from this past season. You can’t waste time watching Netflix when the other teams are grinding the tape in their living rooms to beat you.

Quarantine snacks? Kale, water and probably fasting for a few days.

Overall, total buzzkill. You’ll learn a lot, you’ll work a lot—but without a way to escape the grind?

No thanks.

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