Trent Williams’ latest pancake squeezed all the syrup out of this poor defender (Video)

Trent Williams must pay for that poor Arizona Cardinals defender’s funeral.

If you want to see why Trent Williams belongs in Canton, watch his latest pancake block.

It’s so great to see the former Washington Football Team standout find a new home he doesn’t hate anymore. Williams is playing for a winner, dammit, in the San Francisco 49ers. Beyond more than energized, this pancake block was so sticky and ooey-gooey that the poor Arizona Cardinals‘ linebacker may have no more syrup left in his bod. He is now the flattest of football flapjacks.

This Trent Williams delicious pancake is rated PG for pretty great.

If he doesn’t have a sponsored by IHOP by the end of the day, the he needs to pick a new International House of Pancakes to dine for free at. This is one of those clips where we’ll put it on his Pro Football Hall of Fame reel. When the Cardinals look at the tape next week, some people may need to walk out of the room for the sake of not being further embarrassed.

When you try to explain to your mom what a pancake is that she didn’t make for you because you’re all about the Mickey Mouse ears, you child, you must show her this clip. She’s going to squint at it and claim she needs her glasses, but don’t worry, Ma, the video is grainy anyway. You don’t need 20-20 drug store frames visions to see what a damn pancake is. The big dog ate!

Nobody is happier to not be in Washington than Williams, as illustrated by this filthy pancake.