ESPN MLB Insider Jeff Passan takes no prisoners
Passan is among the best baseball Twitter follows in the game, not just because of the news he reports on a daily basis, but his banter is second to none. The ESPN insider seeks out those who disagree with him, or even fans who dare mention him in passing. Like most of us, Passan has too much time on his hands during the pandemic. What else is new?
your mom says hi
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) September 29, 2020
hows that for a notification
Is there a worse notification to receive? Passan hanging out with anyone’s mom sounds like bad news, and not for the reasons you might suspect. Get your head out of the gutter.
passan owns your account now, I don't make up the rules
— our big beautiful stan account (@real_green_man) September 29, 2020
As I mentioned, this is far from the first time Passan took to Twitter to come after a troll. In this case, there’s very little @MeekPhill could’ve done about his fate. Once he hit send on the tweet, it was all but over.
with the start of the baseball season, let’s take time to recognize when Jeff Passan roasted Bob Fescoe, I asked for a signed copy of the tweet, I sent him a screenshot of the tweet, he printed it, signed it, sent it to me, and I framed it and hung it over my bed pic.twitter.com/Q1naWI0jh0
— platinum sombrero (@platinombrero) March 29, 2019
Enjoy being a meme, good sir. Frame the tweet and delete your account. It’s just how things are now.
Postseason baseball is upon us, making Passan a voice of reason for angry fanbases who are at each other’s throats. If there’s anything we can take solace in as fans, it’s that Passan does not discriminate when it comes to pownage. Now enjoy your time in Twitter jail.