5 SEC football storylines Paul Finebaum Show callers will be talking about entering Week 12

Even in a limited week, The Paul Finebaum Show callers will have plenty to say Monday.

SEC football has always meant more, especially on The Paul Finebaum Show.

Who cares if four of the seven SEC games got postponed in Week 11? Six of the 14 teams played games and we have no issues talking about SEC football 365 days a year down south. There were a few big takeaways from the limited slate over the weekend, as well as several key talking points heading into Week 12. Regardless, it is about to be a fall Monday on The Paul Finebaum Show.

Here is what The Paul Finebaum Show callers will be talking about Monday

5. I don’t even thank Kirby Smart knows who he’s gonna start vs. Mississippi State, PAWL?!

It has been two weeks since Georgia lost to Florida, PAWL?! The season is over for Dawg Nation and the only thing that we need to figure out is who the gosh dang quarterback is. It ain’t Stetson Bennett I, II, III or IV. If I wanted to watch someone like D’Wan Mathis throw a football, I’d spend my hard-earned money on The ACC Network to watch Georgia Tech play Louisville or something.

If JT Daniels isn’t ready to play vs. The Pirate, then he just needs to transfer again and get out of the south because he don’t got it, PAWL?! I tell you what, man. I’ve been dranking the Carson Beck Kool-Aid and it is delish! I don’t care for his hair all that much, but the guy can spin it and we need guys who can spin it for them Dawgs. How bout them Dawgs.

4. Urban Meyer is a liar, PAWL?! Nobody can beat Bama, not even Florida, so Roll Tide!

The other day, Urban Meyer said the Gators are good enough to beat Alabama, PAWL?! Well, I don’t thank so. Georgia ain’t that good because we already beat ’em. Roll Tide! Last year was last year and this year is this year and it’s the Year of the Tide. If Tommy Tuberville can be a U.S. Senator, then why can’t Alabama go undefeated and get another ring for the finger.

So when the Gators come to Uncle Arthur’s Spaceship in The ATL, they’re gonna put the L in Atlanta, y’all. Alabama is gonna beat ’em 100-0 because they aren’t that good, PAWL?! If Urban thinks Florida is so he good, he should just get back into coaching and see what is even good any more. I’ll tell you what. If Florida beats Alabama in Atlanta, I will switch teams and root for Auburn.

3. Not gonna lie, I hate how much I love Lane Kiffin throwing that clipboard to the moon.

I hate how much I love having Lane Kiffin back in the SEC. That time he tried to pay the SEC office with 25 million pennies was hysterical. I did not care for him when he led the Tennessee Volunteers and named his son Knox after the city he left after one season, but I’ll tell you what. I love him rocking those ‘Bama bangs out of that Ole Miss visor of his and slanging that clipboard.

Ole Miss is probably just okay, but that’s just okay with me. He is the most entertaining thing to happen to college football since Pat McAfee swan dived off a double-decker boat and into the Brazos on College GameDay. David Pollack has not been the same since, and neither have I. Any time Ole Miss can get one of those super cool touchdowns, I expect Lane to throw his clipboard.

2. Kyle Trask, and definitely not Mac Jones, is the favorite to win the Heisman Trophy now.

I have sweated through enough pairs of homemade jean shorts to know a good Florida quarterback when I see one. I named my last dog Tebow after St. Tim and now I’m about to name my next dog Kyle after the next Gator Heisman Trophy winner. After doing so many chomps on Saturday beating those Hogs, I had to go to an orthopedist to get my bum shoulder checked out. Trask’s shoulder will be just fine enough to hoist the Heisman though in January.

I have not related more to a Florida quarterback in my life since the Throwin’ Mayoan Kerwin Bell way back in the ’80s. Kyle is not the looker of Jesse Palmer, but I love him just the same. This is a name my wife can get behind. If we have a son, I’m gonna name him Kyle because he’s one day going to be a champion. I know he’s from Jacksonville, but I don’t care for that Michael McCorkle Jones guy.

1. Cat Daddy is gonna let it rip after Will Muschamp has been fired by Sakerlina!

It will take a lot of Palmetto Moonshine for Cat Daddy to be primed and ready for his signature Finebaum moment, but you better believe he will be ready. His least favorite South Carolina football coach Will Muschamp has been fired and it will be the greatest celebration in Columbia since the Head Ball Coach won a Palmetto Bowl over Little Ole Climpson many moons ago.

This is the type of multimedia segment the Emmys were created for. You will hear a liquor store man going through all the emotions live over the airwaves of America. He may have already convinced himself either Hugh Freeze or Steve Sarkisian is the cure to all that ails Sakerlina, but Monday will be reserved for polishing off a few mason jars full of Palmetto Moonshine.

So what will be on display on The Paul Finebaum Show on Monday afternoon? More drunk, obnoxious Georgia fans yelling about their quarterback (done been there), a lot of Florida-Alabama back and forth, as well as an all-time segment from the one we call Cat Daddy about his least favorite head coach of all time. Needless to say, we cannot wait for Finebaum to start on Monday.

We only got three games last week, but that is all the fuel we will need for this Finebaum fire.

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