This yearās NBA Draft prospects are in need of professional nicknames to begin branding their NBA careers. NBA Draft Twitter offers up their best suggestions.
Nicknames have always been an integral part of fan-to-player relationships in professional sports. Giving someone or something a name inevitably ties you closer to them and makes you feel a stronger connection, even if you donāt know them personally all that well.
Thereās a good reason why Basketball-Reference and Hoops Hype have devoted time and energy to compiling comprehensive lists of NBA nicknames. Hoops nerds like me adore scrolling their pages to learn that at some point Dion Waiters was given the title of āKobe Wadeā. Or that in addition to being the almighty Time Lord, Robert Williams has also been given the distinction of āBoo Buttā.
Thatās why, ahead of the NBA Draft this Wednesday night, I reached out to folks from NBA Draft Twitter multiverse for their suggestions/predictions as to what nicknames might be designated to the prospects of the 2020 class. Some of these might actually happen. Others are purely for some nerdy, basketball humor. Either way, hereās everything you need to know about the nickname potential of the 2020 NBA Draft.
The established monikers
Anthony Edwards (Ant Man or Antman, have seen both)Ā ā On top of being one of the best prospects in the class, Edwardsā developed a catchy nickname thatās easy to remember and brings an intimidation factor representative of his physique. He also can be referred to shorthand as āAntā.
Jalen Smith (Stix)Ā ā Maybe not the nickname you want given he earned due to the wiry built of his legs and how easily he could be moved in the post, though as my co-host of the Talking About Podcast Sean Kennedy mentioned to me in our last episode, he has been upgraded to āLogsā since putting on more muscle in preparation for the draft.
Onyeka Okongwu (Big O) ā Pretty straight forward given heās a 6-foot-9 center with awesome shot-blocking skills and an alliterative set of names.
Cassius Winston (Cash) ā Fitting given Winston is one of the best shooting prospects in the class, coming in at over 43 percent from deep throughout his four years at Michigan State. Other suggestions I enjoyed from @report_court included āCassius Winston Churchillā,Ā āCassius Winston Garlandā and āCassius Counterfeitā.
Nico Mannion (Ginga Ninja) ā This one is a deep cut for those who lived on Instagram highlights as a misguided high schooler. A minute-long video with the headline āGingaā Ninjaā took over the basketball pages on the app roughly five years ago. I also got āNico Stannionsā from @MalikG and āNico Fannionsā from @report_court for nicknames of what his loyal supporters can call themselves.
Tyrese Haliburton (Hali) ā A lot of nicknames devolve into easier ways to say longer names. HOWEVER, I was told by a high school classmate of Haliburtonās that whenever he hit a 3, the crowd would chant āWet-piece Tyreseā. Really hoping that gets picked up in the pros.
NBA Draft Twitterās best nickname ideas
Now for the fun part. Nicknames will be listed in āquotesā, with the creator of said nicknameās twitter following (And as a reminder, Iād highly recommend following all of these fine folks for Draft content).
James Wiseman (āFather Timeā by @mavsdraft or āA Wise Manā by @LaltenNBA)Ā ā Obviously the best thing James has going for him is his easily pun-able last name, making both these suggestions somewhat probable in the future. Another one I workshopped was āBaby Boshā, seeing as many people in mainstream draft have the comped the two, even though a million things would have to break right for Wiseman to become anything close to the player that Bosh was in my opinion.
Killian Hayes (āKillian Haymakerā byĀ @HawksDraftNerd)Ā ā The originator of this title, Simon Rath, said this nickname comes with the provision, āShould Killian punch someone in the NBA.ā Lol.
Aaron Nesmith (āAaron Threesmithā by @report_court)Ā ā The entire appeal of Nesmith is that he shot an incendiary 52 percent from 3 on over eight attempts per game during his 14-game stint at Vanderbilt this past season, so leaning into his trademark skill for his moniker seems smart.
Deni Avdija (āDeni-godā byĀ @report_court)Ā ā This would only be better if Deni was Greek, but alas, the tall, versatile forward hails from Israel. Opportunity missed.
Tyler and Saddiq Bey (no relation) (āBeywatchā byĀ @report_court)Ā ā Never underestimate the power of short last names and pop culture references.
Obi Toppin (āObadiah the Messiahā and āObi Wanā byĀ @report_court)Ā āĀ As Hubie Brown would say, Obi Toppinās nicknames have, ātremendous upside potential.ā I thought about making a, āheās going to get spun around like a Beyblade Topā on defense joke but decided Iād take it easy on poor Obi.
Pat Williams (āWill the Thrillā by @report_court)Ā ā Rhymes are welcome here.
Grant Riller ( āGrant Thrillerā byĀ @report_court)Ā ā Very appropriate given his skills as a space creator and acrobatic finisher around the rim.
Josh Green (āTasmanian Devilā byĀ @mavsdraft)Ā ā Green is a native Australian, making for the topical designation, and his ferocious on-ball defense gives the Devil title some justification.
Precious Achiuwa (āSmeagolā byĀ @report_court)Ā ā Iāve never been a big Lord of the Rings guy, but even I caught this reference. Much appreciated.
Theo Maledon (āMalegone with the Windā byĀ @report_court) ā If you couldnāt tell, Draft Twitter loves cross-referencing movies and 19-22-year-old basketball players.
Devin Vassell (āDevin Vaselineā byĀ @HawksDraftNerd) ā Iām hoping Devin had vaseline on his hands when he fired up those 3-pointers in his infamous workout a few weeks ago.
Aleksej Pokusevski (āPokumonā byĀ @HawksDraftNerdĀ or āThe Pokerā by @FearTheBrown or āPokerfaceā byĀ @report_court)Ā ā Rooting very hard for āPokumonā or even āPokuchuā given it may or may not be the video game that practically raised me from ages eight to 14.
Yam Madar (āYam Yamā or āYam Radarā byĀ @FearTheBrown) ā Yam Radar also comes with the provision that the Israeli makes some no-look passes according to Shamit Dua. Thereās also been some āIsraeli Steph Curryā buzz from the remote corners of the internet, to which I say ⦠ew no.
Kira Lewis (āBony Schroderā by @MalikG) ā I donāt know if this is a compliment or an insult, which is very important to me as a ruling elder of the Kira Lewis hive. Iāve also toyed with āCollin Sexton, but with a basic understanding of how to pass and play defenseā. Long live Kira.
Trevelin Queen (āTrevelin King of Queensā byĀ @report_court)Ā ā A lesser-known prospect whose main appeal is his vertical pop and all-over-the-place energy on the court. His defenders are few, but they certainly treat him as a King or Queen.
Robert Woodard (āWoodyā by @hoopgoose) ā Simple yet delightful.
Cole Anthony (āThe Minerā byĀ @mavsdraft)Ā ā It took me far too long to realize that my good friend Richard Stayman was equating āColeā to coal.
Isaiah Joe (āChicken Joe āby @TheKevinRice) ā Kevin is so much funnier than I am, lol.
Sam Merrill (āOld Man Merrillā by @dan_olinger, āGrandpa Merrillā or āSeptuagenarian Samā by @ivanowskinba, āMedieval Merrillā byĀ @MalikG, āOld Sam Merrill had a farm three eye three eye ohā by @thunderdustin) ā Poor Sam Merrill is just trying to live his life in peaceĀ and we of Draft Twitter canāt let him off the hook for being a 24-year-old prospect. Also ā we have way too much time on our hands.
Zeke Nnaji (āZeke the Freakā byĀ @dan_olinger)Ā ā Again, one of the landmark investors in Nnaji stock speaking here, I could see Zeke getting this awesome name due to his ferocious and emotional demeanor on the court. And as I previously mentioned, I am very much in favor of cliche rhymes for these young prospects. All aboard the Nnaji train.