Le’Veon Bell is dropping a new album no one wants to hear

The Kansas City Chiefs running back can lay down rhymes, but that doesn’t mean anyone’s interested in listening to them. 

Le’Veon Bell made a name for himself in the NFL as one of the more popular dual-threat running backs. With great speed and smooth hands, the former Steelers star torched defenses as both a runner and a pass-catcher.

Who’s to say that Bell doesn’t live his lifestyle the same dual-threat way? While most know him as the other running back on the Kansas City Chiefs, his other persona, a.k.a. JUICE, allows him to create music for all his fans to listen too.

Slight problem there since no one asked him for a new album in the first place.

Bell took to Twitter on Wednesday night, stating  he couldn’t “wait to drop a new album” in the coming months. Twitter, being the winter cesspool of arrogant hot takes and trolls galore, was firing away left and right with burns hotter than his former team’s jet fuel.

Did we miss the release since Bell scored his first touchdown with the Chiefs two weeks ago?

Others figured there had to be an Adam Gase reference somewhere in there after his departure from New York. Case, face, trace, erase?

Well, that’s just insensitive.

Technically, facts are facts, Mr.Bell.

Going straight to the point. And Twitter is free, right?

One can never go wrong with a Michael Scott GIF.

When Jack Nicholson, the coolest of the older generation doesn’t want anything to do with it, it’s probably not good.

In fact, it’s probably…

Bell’s production is close to his rap game

Less than two years after joining gang green, the Jets elected to release Bell during the middle of the 2020 season. Signing a one-year deal with the Chiefs, he hoped to rebound and show the “Bell” cow runner was still effective in a different scheme.

So far, it’s been mixed results. In five games with Kansas City, the 28-year-old has tallied 101 rushing yards off seven carries, 47 receiving yards off seven receptions and a touchdown. The Chiefs, meanwhile remain a game behind Bell’s former team, Pittsburgh, in the race for the top seed in the AFC.

Everyone is a legend in their own mind, so keep making music Le’Veon. Just understand this: Spotify is free, just like how much you’ll have to charge for anyone to listen to the new album.