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5 things in New Jersey worse than the New York Jets

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New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold (14) rolls into the endzone for a touchdown against the Las Vegas Raiders in the second half. The Jets lose to the Raiders, 31-28, at MetLife Stadium on Sunday, Dec. 6, 2020, in East Rutherford.Nyj Vs Lv
New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold (14) rolls into the endzone for a touchdown against the Las Vegas Raiders in the second half. The Jets lose to the Raiders, 31-28, at MetLife Stadium on Sunday, Dec. 6, 2020, in East Rutherford.Nyj Vs Lv /
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Cash tolls will return on the New Jersey Turnpike and Garden State Parkway on Tuesday May 19th at 6:30 AM. Cash tolls were suspended on March 24th as a precaution against the spread of Covid-19 and all tolls were collected either by E-ZPass or by the temporary toll-by-mail process. Toll collectors will be wearing gloves, face masks, and plastic face shields and drivers who intend to pay with cash are encouraged to wear face masks as they travel through the toll lanes.Cash Tolls Resuming In Nj
Cash tolls will return on the New Jersey Turnpike and Garden State Parkway on Tuesday May 19th at 6:30 AM. Cash tolls were suspended on March 24th as a precaution against the spread of Covid-19 and all tolls were collected either by E-ZPass or by the temporary toll-by-mail process. Toll collectors will be wearing gloves, face masks, and plastic face shields and drivers who intend to pay with cash are encouraged to wear face masks as they travel through the toll lanes.Cash Tolls Resuming In Nj /

1. The New Jersey Turnpike

Make sure to read this on your next morning commute to the city. Trust me, you’ll have time.

The NJ Turnpike makes sense in theory, connecting South Jersey to the North, traveling through the farmland of Central NJ that I assure you does exist. Yet, somewhere on that path is the scent of inept failure, reeking worse than a fake old man in a fireman hat pretending to care about football.

The Turnpike is slathered with people that quite clearly have somewhere to be. I’m not sure where, or how, they’d have to travel to so quickly, but the speed limit does not apply. No, correction: double the speed limit does not apply. Driving on the NJ Turnpike makes you just uncomfortable enough to assume you’ll crash every time you’re on it. Yet, you can’t look away. You have no choice. It’s New York Jets football.

The Turnpike is the Adam Gase of major highways, promising to take you from one destination to another in record timing, but having no means to achieve that rather simple task. Hell, Gase himself probably loves the Turnpike. It’s the only thing that can compare to his complete and utter disappointment on a daily basis.

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