Twitter couldn’t hold back the Lamar Jackson bathroom break jokes.
When Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson left the field mid-game it threw up all kinds of speculation about what might have happened. And in true fan fashion, we all agreed he must have had to poop. What else would force a quarterback to run the way he did into the locker room.
And Twitter had a field day with the jokes.
Ravens: "Cramps"
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) December 15, 2020
Me: "Poop run" pic.twitter.com/DFIIQLTwZJ
https://twitter.com/RGIII/status/1338707310940712963?s=20
Lamar Jackson, probably: pic.twitter.com/KED0hHbPdu
— Madelyn Burke (@MadelynBurke) December 15, 2020
In a sense, you could say Lamar was in the locker room for a two-point conversion as well.
— Nora Princiotti (@NoraPrinciotti) December 15, 2020
Lamar has diarrhea. It happens
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) December 15, 2020
What's this I'm hearing about Lamar Jackson taking the Browns to the Super Bowl in the MNF game?
— Gerald Bourguet (@GeraldBourguet) December 15, 2020
The jokes got even better when, while he was gone, the Browns (hehehe) tried for a two-pointer. Puns everywhere.
Right now lamar is pooping alone without a phone or any thing to read at all. Not a ideal enviroment lets see how he bounces back from adversity
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) December 15, 2020
IF I LOSE THE FANTASY FOOTBALL CAUSE LAMAR HAD TO TAKE A SHIT I SWEAR TO THE JESUS I WILL CAMEL CLUTCH THE FUCKING TV #MNFxESPN #BALvsCLE
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) December 15, 2020
Officially we were told Jackson had cramps. He has since returned from to the game, hoping to reverse the damage done while he was in the locker room while *coughs* undergoing treatment for cramps.
All jokes aside, we hope Jackson is okay. The former Heisman winner has already set the record for most rushing yards by a quarterback on Monday Night Football, which is a historic achievement.
LAMAR BUBBA YOU TAKING A SHIT???
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) December 15, 2020
Lamar headed to the locker room like pic.twitter.com/SQhEOxvxob
— Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (@LeBatardShow) December 15, 2020
Lamar is pooping, guys
— Mike Golic Jr (@mikegolicjr) December 15, 2020
Playoffs on the line for the Ravens here..
— NeverDoubt🅰️B (@NeverDoubtAB) December 15, 2020
Lamar: #Browns pic.twitter.com/uj8xsLYzeM
Me after a Taco Bell visit pic.twitter.com/l91ZdRIxni
— Amy Kaplan (@PhotoAmy33) December 15, 2020
Jackson hasn’t returned to the field yet and at press time the game was at a nail-biting 34-35 with the Browns just one point ahead.