Yankees fans get NSFW chant going just for Jose Altuve (Video)

Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve is truly adored by New York Yankees fans.

New York Yankees fans sure did their part in making sure Houston Astros second baseman Jose Altuve did not feel right at home in The Bronx on Tuesday night.

Surely, there is a lesson to be learned here about not wearing a wire, but it is one where the children need to wear earmuffs to experience it. No, I do not think the point will come across effectively in that manner, but Yankees fans lived up to the expectations of making one of the most hated baseball players on earth feel right at hell. Every angry New Yorker should feel proud.

If you want to hear what a great Bronx cheer sounds like, be sure to not listen to this at work.

New York Yankees fans perfectly crafted Jose Altuve his own special cheer

Amidst the cacophony of inflatable trashcans and succulent, Bud Light-drenched slurred speech, it was the most unified we have seen Yankee Stadium in a while. There was enough raw passion in there to give off the vibe of an SEC football game on a late fall night on a Saturday down south. It was unruly, it was unkempt, but it was undeniably spectacular for all of the Five Boroughs to see.

All of Altuve’s 5-foot-something frame had to have been shaking in the house that Derek Jeter and George Steinbrenner’s money built. If he didn’t know any better, he would think his frantically beating heart was pulsating at the same frequency as his beloved vibrating chest-buzzer. Those were simpler times in a pre-COVID world and one where trash cans were not percussive devices.

Altuve may need to check into a New York hotel under fake name for the rest of all eternity now.