What is the Panchakarma cleanse that Aaron Rodgers did?

Aaron Rodgers took part in something called the Panchakarma cleanse last week.

As the entire NFL world sat eagerly and patiently waited to hear what Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers had to say on Tuesday’s episode of The Pat McAfee Show, not only did not he not make a decision about his career, but we learned what a Panchakarma cleanse is.

After cleansing every nook and cranny in his body, Rodgers went to Instagram to share a great deal of gratitude after being a few pounds lighter. While many people try to drop some poundage once football season ends, Rodgers went to the extreme in his methodically cleansing ways. Disclaimer: The Panchakarma cleanse is not for the faint of heart or those with weak stomaches.

There are five parts to the body and the five karmas must be cleansed in the Panchakarma.

Let’s just say Rodgers spent a lot of time in the bathroom since winning 2021 NFL MVP.

Aaron Rodgers: What is the Panchakarma cleanse?

In short, it takes what it takes. If you want to be that clean, you need a lot of spare time, a lot of dedication and a lot of free space to roam around and exist because things will get messy. For a guy who has spent his entire professional career starring in America’s Dairyland, the Panchakarma cleanse is pretty much the anthesis of that way of living. Do you even try to eat clean, bruh?

While Rodgers remains undecided about his playing career, we can safely cross off one team from being in the mix for him. That would be the Las Vegas Raiders. Everybody knows how much Raiders owner Mark Davis loves P.F. Chang’s. He loves it more than Randy Marsh. No amount of Courics will be enough to get Rodgers to come to Sin City. He is the king of his porcelain throne.

If the Panchakarma cleanse makes you uncomfortable, go get yourself to a drive-thru pronto.