Patrick Mahomes out here making us all look like bums with bouquets of flowers

Patrick Mahomes purchased a Ferrari for his wife Brittany Mahomes for Mother’s Day.

Despite your best efforts to be a good son or daughter, Patrick Mahomes found a way to obliterate whatever you tried to do this Mother’s Day: He bought his wife Brittany Mahomes a freaking Ferrari!

Brittany is not even his mother, but she is the mother to their child. Been together since their days in high school, how could you ever forget your first Ferrari? This is around the time of year when Ferris Bueller and friends took Cameron Frye’s father’s beloved automobile that he only rubbed with a diaper for a little joyride around Chicagoland in the mid-1980s. He was a righteous dude!

Expect for this to become the most widely seen Ferrari to ever grace the incredible world of TikTok.

Patrick Mahomes buys his wife Brittany Mahomes a Ferrari for Mother’s Day

Don’t worry. You still have time to set ablaze that incredibly creative bouquet of roses you were going to hand to Ma around suppertime. That carefully crafted non-Hallmark card you created that features the best haiku you could come up with in the 11th hour is just tinder to be ignited by the exhaust set forth by Brittany and Jackson Mahomes doing donuts in the Arrowhead parking lot.

Ultimately, aren’t we all looking to find someone who loves us as much as our own mothers do? If that is pretty much impossible, then the next best thing you can do is to find someone who will surprise you with early May Ferrari of sorts. The combination of supreme luxury and undeniable speed is easily the best way to tell someone that you love them without getting all mushy-gushy.

There is no reason left to try today because Patrick Mahomes bought his wife a freaking Ferrari!