5 college football non-conference games fans should be furious aren’t annual traditions

1. Coastal Carolina vs. UCF: Redneck Family Vacation (Orlando, FL)

There are people with ideas and then there are idiots. But in this example, it doesn’t matter if you know the difference one bit. They may not have the richest of football histories, but Coastal Carolina and UCF should play annually at Camping World Stadium in Orlando in something we will call the Redneck Family Vacation, or the Recreation Family Vehicle to be “politically correct” here.

This is about packing up the Winnebago and heading to either the beach or where Mickey Mouse lives and having at it. There will be pop-up shops in the nearest Walmart parking lot where you can get matching leprechaun tattoos like Cal and Carley always wanted to do. So how does this rivalry kick it up a notch and come at you like a spider monkey, Chip, all jacked up on MTN DEW?

Imagine Gus Malzahn with a sleeveless UCF polo riding into Camping World Stadium on a lawnmower holding a fake plastic sword to the tune of U Can’t Touch This. If that does not screaming Florida Man, what does? As for Jamey Chadwell, he’s coming in on a jet ski as if he were Kenny F*****g Powers, baby! It may be atop a trailer, but no doubt about it: You’re f*****g out, bro!

Win or lose, you will get so sunburnt while sitting next to your favorite mullet-ed family members.

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