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How do the Dodgers, Braves and Mets attack the offseason?
The Atlanta Braves, New York Mets and Los Angeles Dodgers all won at least 101 games. None of them advanced past the National League Division Series.
Their offseasons will be marked by different questions, with the Braves offseason revolving around free-agent shortstop Dansby Swanson. The Mets, meanwhile, have pending free agents that include Jacob deGrom, Edwin Diaz and Brandon Nimmo, among others. The Dodgersā free agents include Clayton Kershaw, Andrew Heaney and Tyler Anderson. They must figure out whether to tender Cody Bellinger a contract or non-tender him while facing a difficult decision with Justin Turnerās 2023 club option.
Whatās the one move that each of these teams should make that doesnāt include their in-house free agents?
Braves: Sign Trea Turner
If the Braves donāt re-sign Swanson, they should go all-in on Turner. Turnerās deal will be north of $30 million per season on at least a 6-7 year contract, so it will require Alex Anthopoulos to splurge, but they saved money in the long haul after doing early extensions with Spencer Strider, Michael Harris II, Ronald AcuƱa Jr and others.
Mets: Sign Justin Verlander
To me, Verlander would be a very good replacement for deGrom should he leave New York. Heās battle-tested and a veteran who can handle the pressure of New York. Besides, the money saved on Verlander can be used elsewhere, perhaps to re-sign some of their in-house free agents or even to pursue Aaron Judge.
Dodgers: Sign Jacob deGrom
This move would send shockwaves throughout baseball. The Dodgers have the need for starting pitching and have proven very open to doing short-term deals at a high AAV. They did it with Trevor Bauer a couple of years ago and tried doing it with Bryce Harper as well. Itās easy to see them doing it again with deGrom on, say, a three or four-year deal with a higher AAV than Max Scherzerās recent contract with the Mets ($43.33 million).
Announcements from an interminable rain delay at Yankee Stadium
Hello, fans! AndĀ welcomeĀ to Yankee Stadium, home of the 27-time World Series champion ⦠New YORK Yankees, a fact weāll be telling you ⦠300 more times! Tonightās do-or-die playoff game is currently in a weather delay, but that doesnāt mean our concession stands and stores are a washout. There, youāll find such items as blankets for warmth and chicken buckets for warmth. Consume enough chicken buckets, and the resulting blubber is almost like ingesting a blanket au naturale. While we wait for the game to begin, please enjoy our various amenities.
Hello, fans! Thanks for sticking around Yankee Stadium, home of the 27-time World Series champion ⦠New YORK Yankees. The rain hasnāt cleared as fast as you hoped, but itāsĀ notĀ cleared exactly asĀ slowlyĀ asĀ weĀ hoped. If youāve already eaten, may we suggest a second dinner? And if youāve already purchased a blanket, your night of purchasing wonāt be complete without pajamas, a little nightcap, or a candle on a small plate. Head back to the concourse to check out our new-and-improved amenities. Whoa, is that a Lily Pulitzer? No; itās a small Armenian man selling sausages. But still!
Hello, fans! The people who collect cash inside Yankee Stadium, home of the 27-time World Series champion ⦠New YORK Yankees, want to remind you to please refrain from taking the loose condiments on the table without paying yourĀ ketchup tax.Ā The rain may be lightening up (at some point in theory), and when it does, and we can start the game (maybe), we donāt want to have to kick out any ketchup thieves.
Fans! The clock has struck 9:30, the tarp is on the field, and the game cannot start until a half hour after itās removed at least. And that means ⦠flash sale on third dinner! We wait.
Fans! The Yankees want to thank you for your patience by reminding you that the item of the game is Hat! The item of the game is also $58.Fan! Yes, we see you. The one guy still wandering the grounds. Want some peas and fidget spinners? Itāll cost you!
Fans. Sadly, itās time to announce that Monday nightās game was canceled about an hour ago. On your way out, please return any leftover chicken or candles. Those are property of the 27-time World Series champion New YORK Yankees, and if youād like, we will hold them for you and you may purchase them again at tomorrowās rescheduled game.
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Thereās nothing wrong with bandwagoning in the postseason
Major League Baseballās postseason is bigger than ever.
The new format ā three division winners and three Wild Cards ā ensures that 12 of 30 teams make the playoffs each year.
But even with the Wild Card round now a best-of-three series rather than the previous one-game winner-take-all, the bracket narrows quickly. So, as October gets farther from September and closer to November, more and more fans are without teams to support. Should they abandon the sport until spring training, or hop on another teamās bandwagon?
Many fans will tell you that youāre unwelcome. You werenāt here in the bad times, so you donāt get to enjoy the good times now.
My question to those fans is simply, why?
Why not let people enjoy things? Whatever happened to āthe more, the merrier?ā
Often, the answer is that youāre not a real fan because youāre only showing up now. You donāt deserve to revel because you didnāt suffer first, which isnāt unlike an old curmudgeon saying that kids today shouldnāt get to ride school buses because he walked six miles to school every day.
Itās gatekeeping at its most absurd level. Sports are supposed to be something that unites us above our differences. Two strangers sitting at a sports bar can bond over how annoyingly good the Houston Astros are, or lament the fall of the Seattle Mariners. In an increasingly divisive world, we need that more than ever.
Rooting for a postseason team that isnāt your usual squad doesnāt mean youāve been there from the start, and almost no one who bandwagons pretends otherwise. Of course, the irony is that unless you were born in the 1800s, you havenāt been with your team since the beginning. My family comes pretty close, though. I grew up with a 104-year-old great-uncle telling me about the 86-year drought that began when he was an infant and didnāt end until he, too, was 86, and a father who lamented the painful losses of 1967, 1975, 1986, and so on. Neither of them ever told me that I couldnāt enjoy the Red Sox reversing the curse because I hadnāt lived through most of it; they were happy that I wasnāt suffering the way they had.
I love baseball, so I want to watch baseball, even if itās not my lifelong favorite team. Some years, the Red Sox are so hard to watch that Iām actually glad they arenāt in the hunt. This year, 2020, and 2012 come to mind.
Every team in the history of sports has underperformed or simply been terrible at some point or another. Likewise, almost every team has been good and fun to watch at least once. Watching your favorite team in the postseason is stressful. You hang on every pitch. It feels like nothing else matters. Sometimes, the best way to enjoy baseball in its purest form is to watch teams that arenāt your favorite. Being less invested in the teams, you can simply appreciate the game itself.
Hereās to bandwagoning. Go Phillies.