Colts legend Pat McAfee cannot believe what the hell happened in Minneapolis

Pat McAfee finding out about the Indianapolis Colts’ collapse to the Minnesota Vikings is the type of content the internet was made for.

No matter if this is remembered as The Second Minneapolis Miracle or The Great Indianapolis Collapse, Pat McAfee was in utter disbelief of the outcome, whilst tucked away in a Las Vegas broadcasting booth.

While McAfee’s Indianapolis Colts were too busy blowing a 33-point lead to the Minnesota Vikings, this absolute stallion of a man was calling the SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl alongside Dave Pasch and his College GameDay co-host Kirk Herbstreit at Allegiant Stadium for ESPN. Oh, the Oregon State Beavers crushed the Florida Gators, as McAfee was so locked into the moment.

We have not seen a man this confused in Las Vegas since Dr. Stuart Price woke up missing a tooth.

The fact Herbstreit tried to tell him the Colts won is the greatest underrated troll job of all time.

Pat McAfee reacts to the complete stoogery that is the Indianapolis Colts

There is a reason I suggested McAfee and Friends should have coached the Colts in the interim. I did not think the persistent over-their-skis buffoonery associated with Indianapolis could get any worse, but this thing has become a hot car that has careened off an oceanside cliff and is nosediving into the bottom of the most hopeless and deepest abyss that Davey Jones could never!

It is hard to say, “How you doin’? Keep it movin'” when the only professional football team you care about is actually sadder than your alma mater. At least by retaining Neal Brown for another season, you know what the result will be in Morgantown: A lukewarm 5-7 of an outdoor couch just waiting to be set ablaze for all drunkards to see. When Country Roads don’t take you home…

The worst part is this. McAfee called one helluva game alongside Herbstreit and Pasch. It could have been wonky, but that trio brought the energy this mid-tier bowl game needed. While Florida continues to look like a gator gone belly up in the Everglades, Oregon State is building something dam good under Jonathan Smith. When do the Beavs win 10 games? The Colts can only win seven.

This was more embarrassing than Carson Wentz failing on the field amidst the North Floridian Bozos that make up Clahntahn. Death, taxes and the Jacksonville Jaguars beating Indianapolis in Duval. It is an inevitability, just like Matt Ryan-quarterbacked teams blowing insurmountable leads when no human being alive could have ever thought was remotely possible.

If McAfee does not watch the NFL tomorrow back in Greater Indianapolis, I would not blame him.