Rex Ryan would only leave ESPN for NFL opportunity if the shoe fits

Rex Ryan will only leave ESPN if the right NFL opportunity presents itself toe him.

As far as how Rex Ryan’s interview went with the Denver Broncos, I guess you had toe be there.

The Walter Sobchak of NFL defense could be making his return to football’s highest professional league. Is it a bit over the line for ESPN’s noted toe expert to return to the NFL after half a decade in a studio? “Smokey, this isn’t ‘Nam. This is football. There are rules.” Not since Sean Payton fired Rex’s twin brother Rob has he been all about Ryans. Pandemics won’t slow down this steakhouse.

In between Wheezing over another man’s fetishes, it would have to be the Perfect Situation to get Ryan to leave ESPN for another NFL opportunity.

But if the shoe fits…

Rex Ryan would only leave ESPN for an NFL gig if the shoe fits him perfectly

Look. If this Payton-Ryan partnership came together, it would be more 2009 than Lady Gaga portraying Bridget von Hammersmark in Inglorious Basterds. This Broncos defense would be more violent than Gregg Williams directing in place of Quentin Tarantino. A ill-fated Cover 0 blitz to lose will mean all eyes will be open to watch this Mile High cinematic masterpiece blaze in all its glory.

Just dance, Broncos Country. It’ll be okay…

Let’s be real. 2009 was an awesome year. The economy was terrible, but the Saints won the Super Bowl, Ryan led the New York Jets to the AFC Championship Game with Mark Sanchez as his quarterback and the Wolfpack had a weekend to remember, or forget, in Las Vegas, baby! Sadly, Texas is still not back yet and the New York Yankees cannot win a World Series.

Overall, 2009 was a great year for Payton, Ryan and most importantly, yours truly. We all had our moments in different parts of the continental United States. Getting back to that amazing year of stupendous greatness is why living in the past kicks so much tail, man. No reason to get an iPhone when a flip phone works just fine. I don’t know what a Tweet is, but you can poke me on Facebook.

With Payton and Ryan maybe pairing up, Denver is about to get zanier than during Tebowmania!