NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: D.K. Metcalf, Seattle Seahawks
Stop what you’re doing and open up a Google tab. Search the words “D.K. Metcalf workout photo.”
That’s it. There’s your explanation.
Okay, but seriously… is there much else that needs to be said? The guy is an absolute physical freak. Metcalf looks like an edge rusher but somehow decided to play wide receiver so that he can manhandle defensive backs with ease. Even though he plays a position that’s typically not known for guys who look like he does, he is one of the scariest-looking players in the league.
Maybe, he can dye his hair a few different colors, too, to try and blend in. Who knows, that could come in handy, right?
NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Aaron Donald, Los Angeles Rams
You knew this was coming, obviously, by the title photo. But, is there a scarier human being in the entire NFL than Aaron Donald? People talk about up-and-coming defensive lineman Jalen Carter like he could be the second coming of Donald, but let’s get real for a minute… it’s going to take a whole heck of a lot from Carter to rival what Donald has been able to do.
A man Donald’s size shouldn’t have six-pack abs, but he certainly does. Like Metcalf, he’s one of the most chiseled physiques in all of football, but he backs up the physique with downright nasty, physical and dominating play.
All I know is, if there’s an option to have one professional football player in my corner for any type of survival scenario, Donald is by far and away my first overall pick. That’s an easy decision.