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20 NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse

By Ryan Heckman

Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports
Dec 24, 2022; Santa Clara, California, USA; San Francisco 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk (44) before the start of the first quarter against the Washington Commanders at Levi's Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Stan Szeto-USA TODAY Sports /
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Vita Vea, NFL
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NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Vita Vea, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

This slide is dedicated to a pair of players whose style represents a violent, relentless and downright terrifying form of play. First up, Vita Vea of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. There aren’t many people in this league who can rival the terror that Aaron Donald brings across the line of scrimmage.

But, Vea is certainly up there. He plays as recklessly as a bull given a shot of adrenaline. I’m not even certain a bite or cut from a zombie would affect him, actually. Does he run on pure electricity? Is he human? Because sometimes, I wonder.

NFL players to help you survive the zombie apocalypse: Maxx Crosby, Las Vegas Raiders

My squad will have one rule and one rule only: attack zombies like Maxx Crosby attacks quarterbacks.

Maybe it’s the streak of eye black. Maybe it’s the tattoos. Or maybe, it’s just the look he gets in his eyes when pursuing a quarterback. Regardless of what it is, Crosby is an absolute nightmare, and he couldn’t be more fun to watch play the game.

If we’re trying to take down a group of zombies, give me the pursuit and motor this guy possesses.

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