Packers whiff spectacularly drafting Jordan Love’s backup who hates the team

The Green Bay Packers drafted Penn State quarterback Sean Clifford to back up Jordan Love.

I think Green Bay Packers general manager Brian Gutekunst just drafted his Christian Hackenberg.

Yes, Green Bay not only told Aaron Rodgers to kick rocks this offseason, but the Packers front office massively overreached on former Penn State quarterback Sean Clifford. I know this is a draft where taking a quarterback in day three was all the rage, but he was undrafted player who went in the fifth round. I can smell the Mike Maccagnan Dunkin’ Donuts coffee breath stank from Atlanta…

This is a graphic nobody in the right mind ever thought would see the light of day, but here we are.

Even more hilarious, Clifford grew up a Chicago Bears fan and clearly hates Green Bay oh so much.

But the very least, Clifford gives hope to us everyday, normal guys to fall in love with something you hate. We will always be hashtag blessed for this. My goodness, the Packers are a disaster…

Green Bay Packers cut wind with the nastiest fart of a fifth-round pick possible

The Packers have gone from a charcuterie board every 20-something girl who loves queso and margs would be all about to a moldy sliver of a Kraft single still attached to the film in the bottom of a public trash can overnight. What the hell happened to you? You’ve aged terribly. Milk was a bad choice, and so was getting rid of Aaron Rodgers. What is worse than Jeff Fisher 7-9 B.S.?

Clifford seems like a nice and wonderful man, but this is the NFL. If he plays for the Packers, it will be more pitiful than watching Nathan Peterman throw pick-sixes like he is on a Matt Schaub Houston Texans heater of a lifetime. Let’s hope that Love is all you need, Green Bay, because that’s what you got. Gutekunst is spraying canned cheese all over his medium-rare filet mignon.

But this is a league where ketchup is king and crushing silver bullets is the only way to party, bruh. It is not about being sophisticated in the quest to winning championships, it is about putting meat and potatoes on your plate and having Al Michaels eat it on a Thursday night. There will be no vegetables up in here! When Hackenberg couldn’t hack it (and neither could Hackett), Go Badgers!

There has never been a better time to leave Lambeau and jump around in Madison than right now.