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NBA Fan Fiction: All the Warriors we cannot see

May 12, 2023; Los Angeles, California, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30) Andre Iguodala (9), guard Ryan Rollins (2) and guard Klay Thompson (11) sit on from the bench in the final minutes of the second half of game six of the 2023 NBA playoffs against the Los Angeles Lakers at Crypto.com Arena. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports
May 12, 2023; Los Angeles, California, USA; Golden State Warriors guard Stephen Curry (30) Andre Iguodala (9), guard Ryan Rollins (2) and guard Klay Thompson (11) sit on from the bench in the final minutes of the second half of game six of the 2023 NBA playoffs against the Los Angeles Lakers at Crypto.com Arena. Mandatory Credit: Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

If the end of the Warriors season has you down, indulge in some Warriors-themed, sci-fi NBA Fan Fiction.

Heads bounced as the ship recoiled out of hyperdrive. The solar sails already fried to hell, not worth unfolding, slept in their titanium cocoons. This vastness and no fuel to parcel it a nightmare born from too much space.

ā€œI didn’t want to be the one to say it, but I’ll say itā€”ā€

ā€œYou don’t need to say it, Draymond.ā€

ā€œI need to say it.ā€

ā€œYou really don’t.ā€

ā€œIt needs to be said.ā€

ā€œIt doesn’t.ā€

ā€œIt does.ā€

ā€œIt does.ā€

ā€œNah.ā€

ā€œExactly,ā€ said Klay.

ā€œRemember when your dad was a planet?ā€

ā€œHe was never a planet.ā€

ā€œWhat are you making?ā€

ā€œA paper airplane.ā€

ā€œToo late for blueprints, don’t you think?ā€

ā€œI don’t think.ā€

ā€œSee, that’s your problem. You and Steph never had to think too far ahead.ā€

ā€œSteph thinks.ā€

ā€œSure, but how many listeners does he have for his thoughts?ā€

ā€œListeners?ā€

ā€œMy thoughts exist in over two dozen star systems. Right now someone on Planet Izzo can hear me thinking about how our hyperdrive failed to activate.ā€

ā€œRight now, no one can hear you.ā€

ā€œWhat do you mean?ā€

ā€œCheck the panels — no lights. Your mindcast needs a signal.ā€

ā€œOh, you’re right — this is worse than I believed.ā€

Klay released the plane. It glided across the cabin and halted, but it did not fall.

ā€œYou see that?ā€

ā€œYeah.ā€

ā€œWeird, huh.ā€

ā€œIs it suspended?ā€ asked Draymond.

ā€œLooks like. It means we don’t have enough juice to maintain gravity. I give us a few hours.ā€

ā€œAnd then what?ā€

ā€œAnd then you and I — Draymond Green and Klay Thompson — are as light as that airplane.ā€

ā€œOkay.ā€

ā€œThen the ship comes apart in a matter of days or years, and we’re just particles. Heck, we’re already just particles.ā€

ā€œDid you see that new Christopher Nolan movie?ā€

ā€œI don’t live in the past, Dray.ā€

ā€œWhat’s the last thing your dad said to you?ā€

ā€œStudy magic. Believe in science.ā€

ā€œYou’re joking.ā€

The cabin door slid open. The paper airplane drifted another inch, but remained afloat.

ā€œKlay, you got a sec?ā€

ā€œI’m available,ā€ said Draymond.

ā€œI need an engineer.ā€

ā€œI built that plane,ā€ protested Draymond.

Steph stared at Klay. Klay shook his head. The two started to leave.

ā€œTrust magic,ā€ said Draymond, ā€œbe-lieve in sci-ence.ā€ He drew the plane’s paper edge across his jawline like a razor.

ā€œWhat is it?ā€ asked Klay.

ā€œYou want the good news or the bad news?ā€ asked Steph.

ā€œIt’s all news to me.ā€

ā€œWe have three suits, but only two photon keys.ā€

ā€œOkay.ā€

ā€œI figure one for you and one for me.ā€

ā€œThat means we’re abandoning the crew.ā€

ā€œNot exactly.ā€

ā€œLeaving the crew on the ship in the middle of an unnamed galaxy is the very definition of abandonment.ā€

ā€œWe cut a door. Grab what we need. Cut a door back.ā€

ā€œHow do you know we’ll arrive somewhere with photon keys?ā€

ā€œTrust me.ā€

ā€œWe can’t even boot up the ship’s navigational systems at this point.ā€

ā€œI memorized the charts.ā€

ā€œOkay.ā€

Steph pressed a panel on the wall. The door to the key room slid open.

ā€œI thought you said there were three suits.ā€

ā€œThere areā€”ā€

ā€œI count two,ā€ said Klay.

ā€œWhere’s Jordan?ā€

A voice from behind the two men answered, ā€œYou know what happens when I find him.ā€ The sound of knuckle on palm.

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