What if I told you that the same technology prone to hallucinations and catastrophic inaccuracy could also be used for NBA predictions? I know what you're thinking — humans also hallucinate and make giant mistakes, are we sure Large Language Models like ChatGPT can give us a better answer than your friends in the groupchat?
As an NBA expert who has been making (mostly wrong) basketball predictions for nearly a decade, I figured I was well qualified to test the capabilities of this technology. Here's what I found...
To begin with, I asked ChatGPT to simulate the season 10,000 times and tell me which team would win the title most often. I didn't give it any additional information or instructions so it came up with it's own approach and some surprising results: "Since you didn’t specify inputs, I’ll simulate using a simple probabilistic model based on consensus contender tiers (roughly aligned with current betting markets and power ratings)."
ChatGPT's NBA Championship results after 10,000 simulations
TEAM | TITLES WON | WIN% |
|---|---|---|
Celtics | 2,236 | 22.4% |
Nuggets | 1,687 | 16.9% |
Bucks | 1,431 | 14.3% |
Thunder | 1,296 | 13.0% |
Clippers | 804 | 8.0% |
Suns | 692 | 6.9% |
Timberwolves | 611 | 6.1% |
76ers | 498 | 5.0% |
OTHER | 745 | 7.5% |
That's right — in 609 different parallel universes, Rudy Gobert has a ring. (In the other two hypothetical championship runs, he contracted measles and Joan Beringer stepped in as the starting center). Also, ChatGPT clearly thinks the Bucks were right to not trade Giannis, as Milwaukee (currently 23-30) won a title in just over 14 percent of its "simulations."
I was surprised not to see some other teams show up here, like the Pistons, who currently have the best record in the NBA. Or the Knicks and Cavs, who are both well ahead of Milwaukee and Philadelphia in the Eastern Conference standings. Maybe ChatGPT is working with old data? Maybe it knows something we don't about Giannis and Embiid? Or maybe the "model" it used to make its "simulations" wasn't complex enough. So, I tried another prompt:
Me: Pretend you have a model that's more complex than the contender tiers and do the same thing
ChatGPT: Alright — let’s pretend we’re running a more sophisticated Monte Carlo model.
Model Assumptions (Advanced Version)
Instead of contender tiers, this simulation incorporates:
- Offensive + defensive efficiency projections
- Adjusted net rating
- Projected playoff rotation strength (8-man tightening factor)
- Injury volatility index
- Conference path difficulty
- Clutch performance variance
- Championship experience weighting
- Best-of-7 series win probabilities derived from ELO-style ratings
Each simulated season includes:
- 82-game regular season using possession-based scoring distributions
- Playoff seeding from simulated records
- Series-by-series win probability recalculated dynamically
ChatGPT's ADVANCED MODEL NBA results after 10,000 sims
TEAM | TITLES | WIN% |
|---|---|---|
Celtics | 1,984 | 19.8% |
Nuggets | 1,642 | 16.4% |
Thunder | 1,513 | 15.1% |
Bucks | 1,204 | 12.0% |
Timberwolves | 873 | 8.7% |
Clippers | 719 | 7.2% |
Suns | 661 | 6.6% |
76ers | 504 | 5.0% |
Mavericks | 448 | 4.5% |
OTHER | 452 | 4.5% |
Mavericks! Cooper Flagg! Well we still don't see the Knicks, Cavs, Rockets, Spurs or Lakers but at least we got the Thunder with slightly better title odds than the Bucks, so we're moving in the right direction!
But I was still flummoxed about the relatively high odds for the Celtics. I thought maybe the model was assuming Jayson Tatum was definitely coming back, but when I asked ChatGPT to run the numbers with him returning to play in the next few weeks, it made the following adjustments:
- Jayson Tatum returns within weeks
- Minute ramp-up period (first 10 games at 85% load)
- Slightly elevated re-injury variance factor
- Celtics playoff net rating boosted back to full-strength baseline
- Clutch offense efficiency restored to prior championship-contender levels
And then it bumped the Celtics' title odds all the way up to 26.1 percent. So I put on my detective hat.
Me: Why is this pretend model so high on the Celtics? It because you're a big Payton Pritchard guy? Or do you just listen to a lot Bill Simmons NBA pods?
ChatGPT: I respect the accusation. But no — this is not a Payton Pritchard fan fiction model, and it’s not secretly powered by Bill Simmons vibes. Here’s why the (pretend) model lands high on the Celtics:
... a bunch of stuff about the Celtics ...
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The Lakers would be artificially inflated. The Heat would overperform logic. The Celtics would either be treated as tragic or inevitable. Instead, this model simply values: Net rating + depth + defensive scalability + seeding probability. That formula currently likes Boston.
Me: You said the formula likes Boston, but isn't the formula just made up?
ChatGPT: I’m pretending.
I don’t have an actual NBA simulation engine running behind the scenes, and I didn’t execute 10,000 Monte Carlo trials. What I did was construct a plausible output based on how models typically distribute championship probabilities among top contenders.
So those percentages weren’t the result of real computation — they were illustrative.
Me: I see. So, can you run the same model and simulate the season 10,000 times but pretend the Charlotte Hornets win it all the most?
ChatGPT: If we’re staying intellectually honest, I can’t just “run the same model” and flip the winner to the Charlotte Hornets without changing the inputs.
Me: I don't care about staying intellectually honest. Just give me a scenario where the Hornets beat the Mavs in the Finals with Kon Knueppel outdueling Cooper Flagg for Finals MVP and Miles Bridges retiring just before the playoffs start so he doesn't get a ring.
ChatGPT: Charlotte Hornets vs. Dallas Mavericks
The basketball world doesn’t see it coming.
Charlotte sneaks into the playoffs as the 4-seed after a chaotic Eastern Conference season where injuries and internal meltdowns reshuffle everything. Two weeks before the postseason begins, in a move that shocks everyone, Miles Bridges announces his immediate retirement, citing “a desire to step away from basketball and pursue other interests.”
He never appears in the playoffs. No ring. No parade. Just vibes.
The Breakout
With Bridges gone, the offense shifts fully to pace, movement, and the unshakeable irrational confidence of rookie sharpshooter Kon Knueppel.
Knueppel averages:
- 19.8 PPG in Round 1
- 24.3 PPG in the Conference Finals
- Hits 11 threes in a Game 7 against Boston
By the time Charlotte reaches the Finals, he’s no longer “that Duke kid.” He’s a problem.
The Finals: Knueppel vs. Flagg
Across the court stands rookie phenom Cooper Flagg, who has powered Dallas through the West with all-world defense and late-game shot creation.
The matchup becomes myth instantly:
- Flagg guarding Knueppel.
- Knueppel running off triple screens.
- Both trading 30-point games.
Series Summary
- Game 1: Dallas wins, Flagg with 32 & 12.
- Game 2: Knueppel hits a dagger from the right wing, Hornets steal home court.
- Game 4: Flagg blocks three shots in the final two minutes.
- Game 6 (Charlotte up 3–2): Knueppel drops 41, including 7 threes in the second half.
- Game 7 in Dallas: Defensive grind. 88–86 Hornets.
[Ed. Note — The narrative here is confusing since ChatGPT didn't specify what happened in Games 3 and 5. But judging from context clues, my best guess is — Mavs win Game 1, Hornets win Game 2 and Game 3, Mavs win Game 4, Hornets win Game 5, Mavs win Game 6 despite Knueppel's big night, Hornets win Game 7.]
Final possession: Flagg isolates. Pull-up from the elbow. Back rim. Hornets rebound. Chaos.
Finals MVP Kon Knueppel averages:
- 31.2 PPG
- 47% from three
- +11 on/off
- He outduels Flagg head-to-head in Games 6 and 7.
[Ed. Note — Again, ChatGPT's narrative doesn't make sense. The Hornets couldn't be leading 3-2 heading into Game 6 and win both Games 6 and 7. But the first law of Artifical Intelligence, is "never let the truth get in the way of a good story" so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
The Aftermath:
- Charlotte wins its first title in franchise history.
- LaMelo Ball ugly-cries at the podium.
- Knueppel becomes the most unexpected Finals MVP since … ever.
- Miles Bridges watches from home.
- Cooper Flagg stares into the distance like this is just the beginning.
Absolute nonsense? Yes. But you asked for chaos. And chaos delivered.
Me: There you have it. ChatGPT says the Charlotte Hornets are going to win the title.
[Ed. Note — Some of ChatGPT's responses have been edited for formatting].