Jun 5, 2014; San Antonio, TX, USA; Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra talks during a press conference after game one of the 2014 NBA Finals against the San Antonio Spurs at AT&T Center. Mandatory Credit: Soobum Im-USA TODAY Sports

NBA Finals 2014: Funny or Die parodies Heat/Spurs press conference

Since we’re all dying to know what the likes of Gregg Popovich, Dwyane Wade, Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Erik Spoelstra really thought about LeBron James cramping up in Game 1 of the NBA Finals, the team at FunnyOrDie.com thought they’d help us all out and give us the inside scoop.

In this hilarious ‘Honest Press Conference’ video parody, we get exactly that. There’s no holding back as LeBron’s head coach and All-Star teammate, as well as his adversaries on the Spurs, let loose on the four-time NBA Most Valuable Player.

So Parker pulled the plug on the air conditioning, eh? It all makes sense now. It was a bold strategy that ultimately played out perfectly. Nice move, Parker.

I hear Wade is going to have one hell of a birthday party, so James is going to miss out on the bash of the year. It’s at Raging Waters. That’s pretty awesome. It’s a shame I’m not going, though. I guess “The King” and I have at least one thing in common.

So Duncan never drinks any of the soda he endorses? No wonder he’s been in the league for so long. Don’t drink sugar drinks and you too can last years and years and years in the National Basketball Association. Nice plug for Pepsi Max as well.

“I, Tim Duncan, am a quitter.”

My world just came crashing down.

Popovich had nothing to say. No surprise there. Did he push Parker into sabotaging the A/C?

Tags: Dwyane Wade Lebron James Miami Heat NBA Finals 2014 San Antonio Spurs Tim Duncan Tony Parker